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Status Updates posted by Gazz

  1. Monkey see, Monkey do.

  2. Anyone know why at the minute we have 101 members online, but 123 'guests'?

    1. Quom

      Quom

      We keep having loads of guests. Quite often I'll notice zero users online in a thread but 7+ guests.

    2. Mountainous Cleavage

      Mountainous Cleavage

      I know that I'll browse EWB un-logged in until I want to post something. I'd assume others do, as well.

  3. I'm a man, I've got a beard. Deal with it.

    1. Quom

      Quom

      What's her name?

    2. LL!

      LL!

      Baddar

      lol jk Gazz has standards.

  4. MONEY MONEY YEAH YEAH!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      THOSE EUROS, EUROS

      YEAH YEAH!

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      ZIMBABWEAN DOLLARS! OH NOES!

    3. IDOL

      IDOL

      Pesos, Pesos, Si, Si!

  5. Shut up JBH. You too Oscy. Pair of muppets.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      What we have here is a classic example of flaming not trolling.

      I'm Rich, and I approve this message.

  6. The Leicester City chairman said he is welcoming all applications, so I have applied for the job.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      ...him being twenty-five and not twelve saddens me.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      I totally reckon I could get a national team managers job with a Pacific Island just with a FM cv.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      January 1st 2012 - Leicester announce their new signing and team captain, King William.

  7. There was a PPV last night? Amazing.

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    2. GA!

      GA!

      Next Sunday - Chubby Chaser IV: Ben Folds (of Fat)

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Next weekend is UFC 137, a proper PPV

    4. GA!

      GA!

      Ultimate Fisting Championship

  8. From Monday, I shall be instituting a board wide daily regime of tanning, shoulder presses and cucumber on the eyes for the sake of Quom's penis.

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      I don't care for the opinion of others... Which explains why I dress like a derilict ¬¬

    3. Quom

      Quom

      If you truly didn't then you wouldn't mention it.

    4. Quom

      Quom

      Also nothing is happening at all for my penis. The closest I have had to a penis shot is people too self concious to post pics of themselves in the thread. They are fully clothed however.

  9. National Shoe Makers Awards, what a load of cobblers

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Don't quit the day job.

    2. brenchill
  10. I can't believe that no one has noticed that video of 'Gaddafi' being captured is actually Necro Butcher. >_>

  11. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    1. Sousa
    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Dammit Sousa beat me! You know I like to do that Sousa!

  12. has been assimilated.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      Well, resistance IS futile.

  13. JP Sousa stole my lunch money. :(

    1. Josh

      Josh

      Dude's gotta feed his fat head somehow.

  14. EWB FM SUCCESSION GAME - PLAYER NEEDED! IF YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR TURN BY THE END OF THIS WEEKEND I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER YOU!

    1. The Future

      The Future

      Has this spot been taken? if not I am up for it

  15. Why is it always shoes?

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      Well, we have a brown shoe?

  16. I know a couple of people who could help out TEOL and his tight anus problem

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Oh, I don't need any help with it.

    2. Hobo
  17. Anyone else got a facebook friend request from Canary today?

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Just you it seems you lucky boy!

    3. Matt

      Matt

      So he was desperate to leave but still wanted to stay in touch?

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      He'll probably beg to be let back now.

  18. I've got some bad news for you Canary4life fan...

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Me and Nerf are going cycling?

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Riding the neighbourhood cycle with Canary, no less.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      We've done it before...

  19. I AM BRUTALITOR! the Magician!

  20. was influenced by KISS. Would anyone like to buy an officially licensed Gazz™ coffin?

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Well, I couldn't be arsed to figure out the board code, I was too busy thinking of new ways to milk my fans of merchandising revenue, OK?

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      A worthy use of your time. Gazz™ products give you cancer!

    4. Meacon Keaton
  21. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Lukie fail. Berober fail. Dick win.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Australian is the only language.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      If you've had a stroke, then yes.

  22. 'Delicious' is Sousa's government name...

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