Gazz

It's a good day to get fucked by Mr. Fuck You.

srsly?

See, I don't see how that was funny? MPH's sense of humor is fucking disgusting. Why won't he die already?

FANTASTICAMANIA!

You mean chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, kick, suplex?

....yes

Eddie is my third best Dutch friend after Lisa and Sanne, mainly because they have sweet boobs and Lisa may or may not have put my penis in her mouth...

I already like Lisa more than Eddie

Who's to say I wouldn't put you.. oh, nevermind!

Koscheck is a dick, but it'd be hilarious if he KO'd GSP in Montreal.

He'd be the most hated person in Montreal since vince McMahon if he did that.

Past your bedtime, kid.

...the girls are screamin', "WE WANT MORE MORE MORE MORE!"

DISCO FEVER

DISCO FEVER

DISCO FEVER

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

This is why Sous is better than you

If Molly is Shawn Michaels, then I'm freaking Abe Lincoln.

NWA Heavyweight Champion Abe Lincoln?

Indeed! As seen in my upcoming diary NWA 1864: The South Shall Get the F Out.

Really, I'm going to write that eventually.

MPH suffers from Al Magz Syndrome

As long as you don't take the same number of the two different pills at the same time, you should be fine.

Beats Roji Panty Complex.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

HEEEEEEY!

White Hot only applies to Johnny Gargano. Please use "Red Hot" for all other news. Thank you.

i literally have no idea how scott hall is still alive.

Scott Hall was White Hot when Gargano was in nappies.

Nothing can compare to BROCKLESNAR!!!!!!!!!!

BROCKTOBER

I thought you meant beard as in "Look, I have a girlfriend. I'm not gay, seriously"

Because Keith has vanished?

True

It probably involved a hat and mastication.

Listen to me. -Masticating-. Vigorously.

Watch Kingston win it at TLC..

We should probably wait until then before we order the crates of hats Zero has to eat.

Which I believe is a Sigur Ros track...

I like Zagz better, damn it.

That does sound like a comic book villain

Wonderful.*

We've been over this.

On the plus side he can now have someone to play with!