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Status Updates posted by Gazz

  1. Cauc is wrong.

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    2. Matt

      Matt

      Too much seriousness for EWB. I still want to see the Hawaiian Super-Sayain though.

    3. Matt

      Matt

      *Saiyan, whatever.

    4. Plubby

      Plubby

      The downfall of that thread is roughly when fr34k posts in it. Which is out of form for fr34k.

  2. Who are you to doubt Meng?

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Not anymore...

    3. Mick

      Mick

      HAWKMEN....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE!

      (Cue Queen)

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      FRESH HAWKMEN!

  3. Anyone want to guess the number of people who say 'they are done with WWE' tonight if Cena wins?

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      7. 18 if we count the amount of times Heel Turn has said it.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      I'll split the difference: 11.

    4. Plubby

      Plubby

      Splitting the difference would be 12 or 13. Slick, Josh.

  4. Hammy's been talking to himself on facebook for 2 hours. I think he needs some sleep.

  5. Anyone got a pen?

  6. BATB 96 has begun on thestr0

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It is better than Zookeeper.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Haha Dusty is awesome. 'who be bad now!'

    3. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      SHIT! Missed it. Damn downtime last night coupled with a BBQ.. eh.. Hogan returns on the next Nitro.

  7. So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Nope. It's Baddar's sister. Bitch goes out with everybody.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Your mother's deaf.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I swear, if you guys rag on me thirteen or fourteen more times I am outta here!

  8. Summ's mom is attending International Talk Like Randy Savage Day. Brilliant.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Is she also attending the pants party?

    2. Gazz
  9. purchased Justin Bieber. All of him.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      You are now the proud owner of a 17 year old Lesbian!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I've stolen him from you, so now you're like, "Baby, baby, baby, I thought that you'd always be mine."

    3. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      Be careful, I hear those break easily. Keep it in good condition and it could fetch you a few hundred on the black market if you know where to sell.

  10. Good, stay out of the Yugioh forums too. ¬_¬

  11. You're up in the FM game you plank.

  12. Chavo released into the wild. Attacked by a bear. More on this story at the top of the hour.

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Next step? Legalizing polygamy.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Like I'm letting someone as studly as you within 500 feet of my wife.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      I'll make sure to get a house for us over 500 feet away.

  13. 637 years since an outbreak of 'dancing mania' in Aachen, Germany.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      I blame fr34k.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      You ruin EVERYTHING.

  14. Arn Anderson

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    2. Sousa
    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      You make a good point, Gazz. A very good point.

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      It is a good point, but I'd like to offer the following rebuttal: Arn Anderson.

  15. is EWB's second most popular Lithuanian,

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    2. DavidMarrio
    3. Lint

      Lint

      I never knew you were Lithuanian

    4. Colly

      Colly

      Are LT United still the biggest band in the country? They were ace.

  16. There's no Mr. Smokes without HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!

  17. is fucking someone's North American wife. Good times.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Meacon's actually.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      That'd explain why she was late getting home. At least she brought supper. :)

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      You learn well Gazz.

  18. As per legally binding EWB facebook group contract, I hereby implore that ApSham be made a mod.

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    2. apsham

      apsham

      I'll take whatever I can get just to get into the boys club. I'm hungry and ready for it captain!

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      That one is also sexual.

    4. apsham

      apsham

      I've noticed that I'm not a mod yet.

  19. Why are Maxx and Kaney getting married?

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      I don't see any wedding planned. Get your eyes checked.

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      Don't be rude to the guests.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Maxx got jilted worse than Hef. :(

  20. Just chokeslammed his own nan... :/

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      AMERICAN MALES!

    3. La Parka

      La Parka

      Build heel heat! Trash talk her hometown.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Pelsall's not bad actually.

  21. What's Dan so happy about? Find out next week. Same Warrior Time. Same Warrior Place. Same Warrior Channel.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      There's been a FIRE IN THE DISCO!

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