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Status Updates posted by Gazz

  1. Dunkin' in Memphis

  2. Welcome to the Baconatrix. Now Kung Fu.

  3. Implied Gazzpalm = When something is so fucking stupid, a full and proper Gazzpalm is not needed...

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Shut up, MPH.

    2. LL!

      LL!

      I think we need an Implied Gazzpalm here.

  4. is officially affliated with the Brunette Mafia.

  5. WRESTLING MANIA!

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      WRESTLINGFEST! GRAPPLETERIOR!

    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT MANIA!

  6. is legendonline

    1. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      women, can;t live with em, can't bury em in the back yard,

  7. Ryc lycd uvv rec cmyja myhkiyka

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    2. Ace

      Ace

      Hajanseht E kud ed socamv

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Kuut fung Ace

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      Pfft, 'Baddar' isn't even Welsh, it was the name of an Asian kid in our school. Fun fact: that kid was on X Factor Xtra this year as Bada Badoo.

  8. 5000+ posts and I've still never added a single bit of usefulness to this website. /icon? or /legend?

    1. Rich

      Rich

      We should be Hall of Famers by now

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      13,000+ posts, and suddenly I'm questioning my life's worth.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      /showstopper. /mr.wrestlemania.

  9. Sounds like witch talk to me!

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      he understands witch talk! burn him!

  10. If you're at work, I would strongly advise not clicking on that russian thread in the archives.

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      I disagree with this status. Click away, everyone!

    3. GA!

      GA!

      I looked at work, and it didn't get me fired. The masturbation did.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      They banned wanking at work? It's political correctness gone mad!

  11. *Looks at todays birthdays* Is that some kind of record for most double accounts?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Yeah, I'm pretty positive all of those with underscores are doubles, given the hobbies...

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Oh shit, it's Cubberley day again already? I think I deserve another warning removal, someone?

    3. GA!

      GA!

      Everyone is 24 today. Happy birthday everyone!

  12. Anybody interfering on behalf of the Sex Priests in the Pop Prom will be inducted into our group.

  13. You can't spell epicbewbz without EWB.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      You can't spell "tawdry web of lies" without EWB.

    3. badotori

      badotori

      You can't spell "raunchy Jew bikini contest" without EWB.

      Fact.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      You can't spell "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America" without EWB.

  14. If you're reading this, you are a twatwaffle.

    1. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      I would make a bid, but the whole thing is too damn expensive.

  15. What happened on Raw?

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      I thought we were going to have a conversation about Eddie Murphy :(

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      The biggest news was that Cole never did read what that GM message said.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      AND I QUOTE... "Hey Cole, Toronto is in the US right?"

  16. Me and Ace have a mutual non EWB, non Australian friend. This world is tiny.

    1. Ace

      Ace

      He asked me about that this morning. We actually efed together, and he wanted to know how I knew you.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I glued his hand to his face once.

    3. tristy

      tristy

      Trey (ROC) and I have a mutual friend as well. And he's made out with her.

  17. Exactly. The logic is faultless. :P

  18. We could of been EWB's power couple... :(

  19. Someone buy me WMMA3

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Buy it yourself cheapskate!

    2. LL!

      LL!

      If they buy you it, can you then give it to me?

  20. Might start a cube 'diary' where you watch me either make money off of betting or drill myself into bankruptcy.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Just don't sell shares in your gambiling empire.

    2. fr34k

      fr34k

      Do it. And accept side-bets from us!

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