Gazz
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ATTENTION GRAPHICS JOBBERS! http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=85467 GET ON IT!
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Who's Zack Ryder?
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I hear he is a henchman for Skeletor.
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Knight's brother.
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He rides Zacks
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I've figured out how to solve the problem of fat kids in this country. Really narrow kitchen doors.
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Yeah, but when they get skinny enough to enter, they won't want to leave for fear of not being able to get back in. All you've done is prolonged the process. And confined them to the kitchen. Which is where they were anyway. It's science.
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What would Ruki do?
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Eat the wall to make the doorway bigger.
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This is also an incredibly long and verbose status update. I'd like to think that by the end of it I'd have managed to say something profound and insightful, but it's not likely to happen. You've probably realised this by now but you can't stop reading this drivel, can you? Go on stop, I dare you, will you risk missing out on a potential pearl of wisdom? Well, you know what, congratulations if you've made it this far, at least you've learn't from this that you ...
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AMERICAN MALES!
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Jack95 is my new favourite poster.
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My love for LL transcends mere posting.
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Fag
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And?
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Dreaming of Cobresol. Literally. :/
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Who's turn is to update and why is it taking them so long.
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Bad Eddie. Self explanatory.
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All in favour of just letting berober do it?
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Is there any chance on Saturday we can change the main banner to read 'Fuck off MPH'?
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Thirded
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Yes (Vote)
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I'm with Marco!
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Happy Birthday to Jorden Snow's massive penis!
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Wait, what?
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"You want some cock? Here it is. Don't move till you're numb."
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I heard his penis is so big that there's still Snow on top of it during the summer.
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Don't make me slap you Colossus, because I bloody will! >:@
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The Gazz slap
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WITH HIS COCK?
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Molly knows all about that.
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FM SUCCESSION GAMERS! ASSEMBLE!
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It's not?
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No, it's Quasi.
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Oh right yeh of course.
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Fuck BElieve. Vote for Gazz. I promise punch, pie and most importantly, free hookers for all!
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We're not supposed to call them hookers anymore. They're "personal escorts"
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You're 14, no you didn't know a prostitute. You've not seen a vagina since the day you came out of one.
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Canary can have a hooker if he wants, make a man out of him.
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+1 for Baddar.
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We're still breaking even, so allow me to add my -2 cents.
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+ 1 for Eddie
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x 1.02 for Sousa
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The man who made husbands jealous.
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I WILL have satisfaction, Priest. Mark my words.
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Ummm, LL, I don't know how to break this to you...
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Seven year rule, brah.
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What time is it?
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Clobbering time?
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Hammer time?
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TMW wins!
