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  1. Ferro sign Lionel Messi. Only in the Pentagon Challenge... http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=findpost&p=2548972

    1. Lineker
    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8dyfv4vnvNo#t=74s

  2. So Jericho hangs around backstage topless and wearing leather trousers?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Don't you listen to him Srar, Gazz does the same.

    3. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Jericho took off the sparkly jacket because he didn't want it soiled by CM Punks greasy hair.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      I find leather trousers to unaccommodating of my yoghurt rifle.

  3. Ferro Five East Forfar Four

  4. MEX-I-CO! MEX-I-CO! MEX-I-CO!

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      It's Mexi-Cools, genius!

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Racists, the pair of you.

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      We'll never be as bad as actual Mexican soccer fans so whatever.

  5. If he wears clogs... he's not a carnivore

  6. I'm like 'a dark chocolate digestive - oddly familiar and comforting on one hand - but dark and devious on the other'

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Also, too much of it gives you the shits.

    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Anyone who would describe a biscuit as devious has lost the plot.

  7. If someone makes me mod, I'll show Quom my dick. And by Quom, I mean Srar.

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      And by srar, he means crying while he masturbates alone.

  8. FAO Quom, I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Is it raining gravy?

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      The gravy is semen.

    4. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Best erotic fan fic I've ever read. Totally popped a boner.

  9. divorced Quom

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      If you'd let me fuck other people, I wouldn't have had too. My love for Australia led to me to bang my secretary...

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Quom's available?

    4. Quom

      Quom

      I am! But not for long if you will take my hand in marriage.

  10. Got bummed by Quom.

    1. Quom

      Quom

      You haven't even sent me a photo of your bits. You certainly haven't been bummed by me. That was Double X impersonating me!

  11. It's also Canibliss's 22nd birthday. I'm going to assume that that is Evan Bourne's account...

  12. Me. In the kitchen. With a warm apple pie. You figure out the rest.

  13. GA can choke on my balls. Discuss.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'll send you the vid.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'll send you the vid.

    4. GA!

      GA!

      Quite a faggy suggestion there, faGazz.

  14. Quom thinks my cock is 'big enough to please but not intimidate'.

  15. You assume you're going to get the ability to post again...

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      what lifestyle punches YOUR drive?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I for one find that piece of virtually any effective nuptials is actually chilling different to distinctive must have.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I hate finding unwanted hair when I go to amusement parks.

  17. Chapter 4 of the Pentagon. Read it you fucks

  18. Welcome to the Wrestling Parents Hotline. Please press 1 for Judy Bagwell, 2 for Ernest Miller's, 3 for Momma Benjamin, 4 for Brodus Clay's and 5 for Al Wilson.

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    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      I wonder whether that hand has felt up its first breast yet.

    3. Colly

      Colly

      And yet Zack Ryders Dad, who was actually called on Raw, is forgotten...

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Colly: He's the pound symbol.

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