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  1. Gazz

    THAT WAS LIQUID FOOTBALL! http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=getlastpost

  2. Gazz

    OI! FOOTBALL BASTARDS! GO! http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=89437&pid=2703317&st=0entry2703317

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      Me too :(

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Tomorrow. I promise.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      You better.

  3. Gazz

    God Bless Srarmerica! Being watched by Joe Biden from space...

  4. Gazz

    SHERYL!

  5. Gazz

    What do you mean 'your' name? This is my name now.

  6. Gazz

    FM Punk = Best in the League!

  7. Gazz

    I've got a 4 inch porksword and I'm not afraid to use it.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I don't think anyone would be afraid of 4 inches :/

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Ing

    3. Rich

      Rich

      I look forward to using my spam javelin against you this evening

  8. Gazz

    Summers! Football?

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      dingy!

  9. Gazz

    Lineker is actually really, really gay. He loves pork in his mouth.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      I do love a bit of the sausage roll.

  10. Gazz

    SILOS NEEDED!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      That wanker has always sought to deny my existence.

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Nurse required in pharmacy

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Playing Command & Conquer?

  11. Gazz

    jessop jessop jessop jessop

  12. Gazz

    TROUT IT! TROUT IT! TROUT IT OUT LOUD!

  13. Gazz

    YAMMO BE THERE!

    1. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      YAMMO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!

  14. Gazz

    The Pentagon: E's a triffic lad an' we'd luv to 'av 'im. http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=findpost&p=2670196

  15. Gazz

    The Pentagon: Real, apealable cheese http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=findpost&p=2670196

  16. Gazz

    Dejobit Bhowmick's Avenue

  17. Gazz

    The Pentagon: Because Pokemon sucks http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=findpost&p=2665770

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I wanna win the Pentagon like no one ever has!

    3. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Clearly you stole the Pentagon plot from Pokemon.

      Clearly.

    4. Plubby

      Plubby

      He collects managerial positions like they were pokemon #GazzOut

  18. Gazz

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF5

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      a shark?

    3. Dingle

      Dingle

      a giant?

    4. GA!

      GA!

      Refresh?

  19. Gazz

    The Pentagon: Back on top, where it belongs. http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=findpost&p=2659605

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

  20. Gazz

    Cum on Ken Doane

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Cum on feel the Doane! Girls rock yer boys! We'll get wild, wild, wild! WILD WILD WILD!

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Cum on people, can't you guys stop with these unsavory jokes?

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Tu ra lu ra lu ra lu dyk-straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  21. Gazz

    Oliver 'Mr. Reaction' Fitzgerald.

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      YOOB SMOOTH!

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      This won't be one lived down in a hurry.

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      Each time I read that text, the more I laughed.

  22. Gazz

    This status is automatically better than the previous two simply because I wrote it and I am a living god around here.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Modest too.

    2. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      You're not wrong.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I would question the living, as immortal is something different entirely due to the lack of life and death.

  23. Gazz

    Rumour knocking about, leaked from BBC staff, Lineker was caught whacking off in the Blue Peter garden.

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I thought all Lineker did at the BBC was whack off?

    3. Rich

      Rich

      He also complains to me about London.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      No, just the trains

  24. Gazz

    Chapter VII: Adrian's Revenge http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=findpost&p=2636755

  25. Gazz

    Chapter XII : Adrian's Revenge! http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=findpost&p=2636755

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