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Status Updates posted by Gazz

  1. Can anyone hear that whistling sound? It's like something dropping from a great height? Something hammer shaped? Sounds like it's coming from the direction of the Mod's forum.

  2. Rich is at Pride and hugely disappointed by the lack of Cro Cop and Wanderlei...

  3. Breaking news. Jeff Hardy announced for WWE '13

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      What about Jeff Harvey?

    3. Magus978

      Magus978

      Isn't he the WEDF champion?

    4. Ol' Spanktooth

      Ol' Spanktooth

      Wouldn't his alternate attire be him showing up NOT drugged out of his mind?

  4. then you read the first leg of the 2024 Libertadores final in the Pentagon

  5. UFC Facebook prelims have just started

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Is there going to be a rawchat for this one?

  6. Congratulations to ORO, Morton and AEDIS for eradicating humour worldwide.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Morton's been working a long time for this achievement. I'm happy for him.

  7. kicked Old Glory

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Oh I do hope so.

    3. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      Hunt you down and torture you with pleasure!

    4. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      Hunt you down and torture you with pleasure!

  8. Spoiler - MortonElephant's parents were related.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Wit must be hereditary

    3. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

    4. Naitch

      Naitch

      And it'd be stupid to insult yourself.

  9. READ THE PENTAGON, YOU CUNTS!

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      This is my new, more assertive advertising campaign.

    2. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      I started it last night and I liked it!

    3. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      Sweet another update.

  10. Just for Lineker (my only reader) /forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=getnewpost" rel="nofollow" class="su_links">http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&view=getnewpost

    1. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      I want to read it but you upload your pictures somewhere that is blocked by my work! So, the diary is mainly just "oh hey here are a few words

      BLOCKED IMAGE

      ahahah look at that silly image"

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      What makes you think I am actually reading! <_<

  11. We all missed EWB V's 8th birthday. EWB feels sad and unloved as a result.

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    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      EWB had better not poo poo that poo poo. I knew someone who poo pooed a poo poo. That was the end of his career.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      MPH's opinions don't count for shit.

    4. Dingle

      Dingle

      That's Mr Poo Head to you! :@

  12. But especially Lineker

  13. HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND(S OF THE PENTAGON) http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=86003&st=240

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      His name is Rio and he's earning 40 grand.

    2. SRN

      SRN

      I thought this was a link to the Duran Duran song. :(

    3. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Her name is Rio but you already know that. Right?

  14. Off to TEOL's sister in the morning. Suck my nutsack Be...

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      You are not a nice person.

  15. Dear MortonElephant and ScottHallLeg-end. Please Stop. Regards, EWB

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      You can't stop the morton, nobody can stop the morton!

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Don't stop believin'.

    4. StevenRichardsRules
  16. Season 11 is in the books in the Pentagon.

  17. How many Pentagon updates am I going to do in one day? Who knows, there's still 5 hours till the UFC prelims start!

    1. LL!

      LL!

      I got something..one you can do. ;D

    2. Fudge
  18. Happy 20/04, the feast day of Agnes of Montepulciano

  19. STOP MAKING LISTS!

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Name five reasons why we should. Preferably in a bullet-point or numbered format.

    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Name five reasons why we should. Preferably in a bullet-point or numbered format.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      1. Lists are awesome.

      2. Lists are less awesome the more of them their are.

      3. ???

      4. Profit!

  20. Ernie III: The Voyage Home?

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    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      The Voyage Home is IV! [/nerd]

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      I did suggest the idea of Ernie does England a while back, but it wasn't well supported :)

    4. Cheeky Hughes

      Cheeky Hughes

      I dunno. The charm of the Cobresol game was the lack of money, and the whole venturing in to the unknown bit. But maybe a change of pace would be a good thing!

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