Favourite jokes/one-liners in TV/film?

[Chris2K]

 

[GhostMachine]

12 hours ago, Mr. Meacon Moneybags said:

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." 

THIS. WKRP In Cincinnati is one of my all-time favorite shows. (I even took the time to go take a picture of the statue in the show's opening the one time I went there on vacation.) And that is hands down my favorite episode. 

[apsham]

When it comes to Futurama it has to be this for me.

 

[C-MIL]

Shout-out to my TGIFam...

 

[GA!]

On 22/08/2020 at 16:31, Jericode said:

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" is one of my all time favourites, as much as I think Simpsons memes are over-rated.

I had a Futurama one in mind but I've now blanked on it, so when I remember it again I'll post it.

"If I don't survive, tell my wife, hello."

[Bobfoc]

30 minutes ago, C-MIL said:

Shout-out to my TGIFam...

 

You can tell that he'd been wanting to say that on television for the longest time.

[livid]

 

[Lint]

Really?  No one posted this?

 

[GA!]

On 24/08/2020 at 14:18, GA! said:

"If I don't survive, tell my wife, hello."

Kinda

[RazorsEdge]

[apsham]

Fuck, I just remembered how good this movie was. This is another one.

 

 

[Gorka]

From the Native American parents in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt:

"...That's why we flew over here in the Great Iron Eagle. I'm kidding. I know what planes are, I was in the airforce."

And a bit more niche, this scene from 'A Very Secret Service'

 

[livid]

[Szumi]

For how much I use this IRL:

This might be one of the spots I laugh at the most in The Office because the actor who plays Kevin is so amazing with his delivery throughout the show

And I can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned yet:

And because Airplane!

 

[Azazel]

On 23/08/2020 at 14:53, apsham said:

When it comes to Futurama it has to be this for me.

 

I use this all the time and a lot of people don't get it and it makes them slightly concerned.

[apsham]

31 minutes ago, Azazel said:

I use this all the time and a lot of people don't get it and it makes them slightly concerned.

I 100% feel you on this one.

[CobraKaiEnTai]

 

 

[New Damage]

Seinfeld - "this is what the holidays are all about, three buddies sitting around chewing gum"

And two from Dexter, a show not strictly a comedy:

Whilst he's dancing to MC Hammer at a wedding/party/etc., His internal monologue says "I don't know what Hammertime is or how it differs from regular time"

The other, from season 6 or 7, after a fight with the bad guy, he wakes up in the bad guy's hideout maze and again his monologue says "I'm alive but I don't think I'm going to like the reason why"