The Grand Tour. (Top Gear is dead).

[Buford Ripley]

BROKEN PANDA!

[Skummy]

Haha, Lemar's having a hissy fit at James May.

[stokeriño]

Bwahaha, Clarkson stealing the win via use of his own newspaper column.

Ooh, 'Top Gear of the Pops'?

[K]

Was Lemar acting, or is he actually a cunt?

[therockbox]

He's not that talented, is he?

[IAceI]

Was Lemar acting, or is he actually a cunt?

[K]

On wiki it also said he heckled someone at the show. So maybe he is just a tosser.

[IAceI]

On wiki it also said he heckled someone at the show. So maybe he is just a tosser.

[marksbros6]

The 'Rocky' theme coming on, and seeing Clarkson and Moyles Crammed into the front of the Panda as they dragged the remains of Clarkys limo using the front two wheel was the funniest thing I've seen in ages! Perfect choice of music!

[Steeb]

Isn't Lemar the one everyone calls 'Nicest Man In Pop'? I might be confused. But I've not heard other stories of him being a dick. Either way, him going off at May was high-lair-ee-uz.

[Farmer Reil]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was staged. Almost all the Top Gear Challenges are.

Doesn't make them any less entertaining though.

[stokeriño]

Rare Bugatti crashes into trees

A car worth more than £800,000 was involved in a collision with a van before crashing into trees.

The accident occurred in heavy rain on a 40mph section of Renfree Way, Shepperton, Surrey, on Sunday.

The rare Bugatti Veyron collided with a Vauxhall Astra van carrying a pregnant woman, who was taken to hospital as a precaution but later went home.

No one else was hurt but police have reported the Bugatti driver for driving without due care and attention.

Surrey Police said the luxury car was driven by a man who had a male passenger with him.

A man and a woman were travelling in the Astra.

The accident occurred at 1440 GMT and the road was closed until 1630 GMT.

The eight-litre, hand-crafted Veyron has a top speed in excess of 250mph.

The 1,000 horsepower Bugatti can accelerate from 0 to 60mph in 2.5 seconds.

That car was the sex.

[TheArsenal]

I thought that was going to say:

Surrey Police said the luxury car was driven by a man who could usually drive a Bugatti in his sleep, and doesn't know the meaning of the word "accident". All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[Skummy]

Bwahaha, that would have been incredible.

[stokeriño]

They did say on Top Gear that Bugatti refused to let The Stig drive it. Now we know why.

[Guest Takayamanofear]

Something has been bugging me I watched a Episode of Mythbusters recently. They said that it was impossible to beat a speed camera but they only went 140. Didn't Top Gear beat a camera a few years back going about 160?

[stokeriño]

They did do an episode where they went as fast as they could past a speed camera to see what its limit was. If I could remember which episode it was I'd go and check...but I don't, so I'm not going through 90-odd episodes to find it. >_>

[King Ellis]

I'd reccomend you do look through those 90 odd episodes, I say start from...oh, I don't know...Episode 1 of Series 1.

[stokeriño]

:@

The first series shouldn't count anyway. They had a fat git instead of James May, and their hanger was all brightly-lit and empty.

Edited March 9, 2007 by stokeriño

[King Ellis]

OK Stoker, i'll save you the hardship of having to watch that first series by giving you the synop on wiki for that episode.

Challenge: The Stig had to drive fast enough to be undetected by a speed camera. After attempts in a Honda Civic Type R (129 mph)and a Mercedes CL55 AMG (148 mph), he finally did it at 170mph in a TVR Tuscan S.

In return I want you to get cracking on that PM I sent you....now!