Pay to Play (Video Games) with Hot Girls!

[Sousa]

BIG SHOW CHOKE-SLAMS YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL.

YOU HAVE DIED.

SCORE: 001/200

RANK: GUY WHO DIDN'T HAVE SEX

PLAY AGAIN (y / n) ???? _

[apsham]

TAKE YE FLASK. TAKE IT.

[Kaney]

Ge would take sex in a poorly worded text adventure if it was offered to him.

YOU ARE IN A ROOM. IT IS A SEXY ROOM FILLED WITH SEXY STUFF LIKE MAYBE THE BED IS SHAPED LIKE A HEART. THERE IS A DOOR THAT IS ALSO SHAPED LIKE A HEART BEHIND YOU. YOU ARE NAKED.

VANESSA IS LYING ON THE BED WITH A BLANKET BARELY CONCEALING HER BIG OL' BOOBIES.

THERE IS A FLASK ON THE TABLE.

RANDY ORTON HAS MADE POO IN YOUR GYM BAG.

YOU MAY GO:

NORTH

VANESSA'S VAGINA

WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?

> _

> TAKE SEX

[Skummy]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE SEX HERE.

YOU MAY GO:

NORTH

VANESSA'S VAGINA

WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?

> _

[jase12881]

My first thought about this is that hot girls usually suck at video games! Id rather play with the guys....

And no I'm not gay. Just never getting laid I guess.

On the other hand....video games during sex....the only thing that might be better is if I could also be eating a sandwich and/or drinkin a cold one.

[apsham]

We'll start up Gamebro for you then.

[SeanDMan]

Do you want to play fast paced, hard hitting video games with shirtless, muscular men? If so, go to Gamebro.com for an exotic and discrete gaming experience.

[King Ellis]

No no no, you call the male version GameFAGs.

[Sousa]

More like GAYmeFAGS.

...oh wait.

[apsham]

Yeah, I was going to go for GameFAG or GameQueer but I thought that was better left to an LL or Ellis.

[LL!]

My first thought about this is that hot girls usually suck at video games! Id rather play with the guys....

And no I'm not gay. Just never getting laid I guess.

On the other hand....video games during sex....the only thing that might be better is if I could also be eating a sandwich and/or drinkin a cold one.

I AM LEET ADULT MALE! I AM LEET ADULT MALE!

PASS ME.. COLD ONE.