Pay to Play (Video Games) with Hot Girls!

[Mick]

GameCrush: Pay to Play (Video Games) with Hot Girls

Sarah Jacobsson

Mar 23, 2010 10:21 pm

Attention gamers: Do you often find yourself logging onto your Xbox Live account, only to play video games with your (male) friends or (male) strangers? Do you yearn for the soft caress of a female voice over your Xbox headset?

Well, a new social service called GameCrush has heard your plight. GameCrush, which launched Tuesday, is basically an escort service where guys ("Players") can pay girls ("PlayDates") to...play video games with them.

That's right, video games.

So all the lonely gamers out there who wish they could play Modern Warfare 2 with a hot girl are in luck -- if they want to pay $8.25 for 500 credits. Each game (six to ten minutes) costs 400 credits, leaving guys with a 100-credit tip (or to save, if you buy a ton of sessions). The pricing is based on what it would cost for a guy to buy a girl a drink at a bar.

Currently, the service only supports a few Xbox games (Modern Warfare 2, Gears of War 2, Grand Theft Auto IV, and Halo 3) and some casual flash games, although there are plans to add Playstation 3, Wii, and World of Warcraft. Xbox game sessions last for ten minutes, while flash games last for six minutes--but in flash games, you get to video chat with the girls. What goes on in your Xbox live chat or your video chat is between you and the girl--GameCrush is supposedly the first social site for adult gamers.

Players and PlayDates must be 18 and over to use the service, and PlayDates are allowed to block any guy for any reason. After each session, Players can rate PlayDates on their hotness, skill, and flirtiness--the highest-rated PlayDates will be more prominent on the site. PlayDates get to keep 60 percent of what they bring in.

Isn't it great to know that playing video games and chatting with hot girls aren't mutually exclusive activities any more (assuming you have the cash to spend)?

Source.

[King Ellis]

This reminds me of the story of the two kids that got hookers and all they did with them was play Halo 3.

[K]

i would have sex with all of dem white girls

[Ruki]

Eddie was thinking of making his girlfriend sign up for this.

[apsham]

This reminds me of the story of the two kids that got hookers and all they did with them was play Halo 3.

I'm mad that story turned out to be false though.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Six to ten minutes? Ugh, even the least masterful of us can make $8.25 worth of buying drinks for a girl at a bar last longer than that.

[EddieG]

Eddie was thinking of making his girlfriend sign up for this.

Wait.. which Eddie?

[probablyoliver]

The relevant one. Not the annoying one.

[Rich]

The relevant one. Not the annoying one.

I'm sorry, which one isn't annoying?

[Meacon Keaton]

This is the saddest thing I've read since Vendetta tried to say he had sex with a midget.

[TKz]

Bwahaha. Six to ten minutes. Brilliant. My favourite part about it is that someone out there figured out that there'd actually be a market for something like this. Best I can figure they had porn on in the background whilst playing a video game and thought to themselves "If only there was some way to combine the two..."

And then someone started talking on the mic...

And the idea was formed.

[apsham]

Their website got overloaded. I am seriously hoping it was just people wanting to see if shit was real like me, because if this takes off...

[Scott McFly]

Six to ten minutes? Ugh, even the least masterful of us can make $8.25 worth of buying drinks for a girl at a bar last longer than that.

At least with drinks there's a chance the girl will get so drunk she won't know what or who she's doing.

But really, you've paid for a 360, a game, an Xbox Live subscription and then you want to use those things to pay a hot girl to play with you? Unless you've got some sort of extreme girl gamer fetish then it's pointless. But just watch the money roll in.

I do like the "what happens in the Xbox Live chat and video is between you and her!" tease. Yeah, as if she's just gonna give you a virtual lapdance in the middle of a game.

[Toe]

I think its a brilliant idea. I don't think it will be massive or anything, but I think that it will make some money. Some people are that desperate, while a lot of people will probably try it once or twice for a laugh.

[hugobomb]

The only way this idea could be funnier would be if the girls were actully really really good at these games. Not only would people be paying to play games with girls but paying to get schooled at the same time.

Plus it really needs a fighting game as well

[METALMAN]

From my experience it costs £1 to buy a girl a drink at a bar. If they want anything fancy they're not worth my time.

[TKz]

From my experience, you can get date rape drugs quite cheap lately.

[METALMAN]

You can rohypnol them, take them back to your place then make them play video games with you!

[TKz]

Well I was thinking sex but actually I like your idea a whole lot better!

[LL!]

Good. I've always hated girls who only want to have sex and didn't want to play Mario Kart.