Pay to Play (Video Games) with Hot Girls!

[TKz]

Yeah, that really grinds my gears.

[Herr Matzat]

Fitzy will pay.

[RoyWill Rumble]

Good. I've always hated girls who only want to have sex and didn't want to play Mario Kart.

Oddly enough, my ex and I played Mario Kart before the first time we did it. >_>

[Lint]

they need to add a fighting game. I totally wanna play Tekkan with a girl while having "Smack My Bitch Up" playing in the background

[Maxx]

This far without a Be related joke?

For shame EWB, for shame.

[Mick]

Good. I've always hated girls who only want to have sex and didn't want to play Mario Kart.

Oddly enough, my ex and I played Mario Kart before the first time we did it. >_>

Strange, my friend said that before he got the best blowjob of his life that he and the girl played Donkey Kong Country beforehand.

[SRN]

they need to add a fighting game. I totally wanna play Tekkan with a girl while having "Smack My Bitch Up" playing in the background

Well, would you smack the bitch up?

IN TEKKEN

NOT IN REAL LIFE

YOU EVIL MAN YOU

[Rich]

This far without a Be related joke?

For shame EWB, for shame.

Be wants sex IRL, not in computer game

stop picking on him

[Kaney]

Ge would take sex in a poorly worded text adventure if it was offered to him.

I shall never stop picking on him.

[Rich]

Thats because you're a big meanie Mr Kaney

[thuganomic]

Good. I've always hated girls who only want to have sex and didn't want to play Mario Kart.

Oddly enough, my ex and I played Mario Kart before the first time we did it. >_>

Was she your princess and were you her Toad?

[Plubby]

You're fired.

[Ruki]

Good. I've always hated girls who only want to have sex and didn't want to play Mario Kart.

Oddly enough, my ex and I played Mario Kart before the first time we did it. >_>

Was she your princess and were you her Toad?

Did you follow behind her on Rainbow Road?

[Hellfire]

How lame do you have to be to want to pay for a chick to play video games with you. I play a lot of Call of Duty and some of the people I play with on a regular basis are female. Do I like playing with them? Sure, but it's not because they are female. It's because they can beat the crap out of you, then make fun of you for getting your ass kicked by a chick. People need to stop being so lame.

[TKz]

How lame do you have to be to want to pay for a chick to play video games with you. I play a lot of Call of Duty and some of the people I play with on a regular basis are female. Do I like playing with them? Sure, but it's not because they are female. It's because they can beat the crap out of you, then make fun of you for getting your ass kicked by a chick. People need to stop being so lame.

Perhaps you should tell these girls that there's a lot of money to be made from their interest in playing video games.

[MalaCloudy Black]

All I see is so much potential for abuse and trolling. ¬_¬

[stokeriño]

If our copy of COD:MW2 was on Xbox rather than PS3, Stokerina would so be up for being employed in this way.

[SeanDMan]

Good. I've always hated girls who only want to have sex and didn't want to play Mario Kart.

Oddly enough, my ex and I played Mario Kart before the first time we did it. >_>

Was she your princess and were you her Toad?

Did you follow behind her on Rainbow Road?

Did you look for the Princess in the Other Castle?

[Sousa]

Ge would take sex in a poorly worded text adventure if it was offered to him.

YOU ARE IN A ROOM. IT IS A SEXY ROOM FILLED WITH SEXY STUFF LIKE MAYBE THE BED IS SHAPED LIKE A HEART. THERE IS A DOOR THAT IS ALSO SHAPED LIKE A HEART BEHIND YOU. YOU ARE NAKED.

VANESSA IS LYING ON THE BED WITH A BLANKET BARELY CONCEALING HER BIG OL' BOOBIES.

THERE IS A FLASK ON THE TABLE.

RANDY ORTON HAS MADE POO IN YOUR GYM BAG.

YOU MAY GO:

NORTH

VANESSA'S VAGINA

WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?

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[METALMAN]

MAKE POO ON BIGSHOW