EWB Objectification and Sexualisation 2012

[King Ellis]

I didn't realise people actually named their kids after warts, other than in Charlie and the Choclate Factory, that is.

[=BK=]

Some "Safe for EWB" images of her. She's lovely.

I'm guessing she took her name from this.I can't see that being her real first name.

[Sousa]

[EWB's Best Poster.]

I admit it is hard to find a butt slut that will do your taxes these days. Dying breed sadly. I assume its a dying breed because... you know.... buttslut.

[Adam]

1st. Katy Perry

2. Heather Graham

3. Lzzy Hale

4. Pixie Lott

5. Zooey Deschanel

6. Kelly Brook

7. Miranda Kerr

8. Scarlett Johansson

9. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

10. Michelle Keegan

Clearly nobody else is ever going to vote for Lzzy Hale (its not spelt wrong either ) much less put her in their top three, but since Kirkland put Lita I went with it anyway.

[=BK=]

Lzzy almost made mine.

[Sousa]

I had no idea who Miranda Kerr was until I just googled her.

She's the Road Dogg of women.

Her ass better call somebody?

[NobBe Nobbs]

See, my problem lately has become that the women I find attractive aren't sexy, they're just...strangely appealing to my taste in them.

Hey ho.

1) Victoria Coren - of all the women David Mitchell could have knobbed, why her? WHY, DAVID? WHY?

2) Holly Walsh - some say she looks like Skummy's little sister. I don't care.

3) Alison Brie - where the fuck is Ringy with his magnificent avatar of her?

4) Cobie Smulders - totally forgot she existed, which is sad because she were lovely in the Avengers

5) KRISTEN BELL - BECAUSE RINGY IS NOT HERE TO HELP ME ON THIS POINT. IT IS TRADITION.

6) Elizabeth Banks - kinda want to do her in the fucked-up costume from the Hunger Games.

7) Ronda Rousey - there's something disgustingly hot about fucking a woman who could, at any moment, snap one of your limbs into firewood.

8) Konnie Huq - look, disagree all you want. Dara O Briain and Charlie Brooker have my back on this.

9) Martha Wainwright - she answers in French and my trousers are suddenly tighter. I'm like Gomez Addams, the sick bastard. 27 minutes in.

10) Katrina Bowden - properly gorgeous. This low purely because I haven't watched 30 Rock in aaaaaages.

A wonderfully honourable mention to Kate Nash, because she is also lovely.

[Sousa]

Does it have to be women now? Most of my crushes are, like, Raquel Welch and Lee Meriwether.

[Rocky]

Does it have to be women now? Most of my crushes are, like, Raquel Welch and Lee Meriwether.

This. I quite the look of a young Julie Andrews

[arwrestling]

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Katy Perry.

3. Gina Carano

4. Emma Stone

5. Megan Fox

6. Rihanna

7. Lindsay Lohan

8. Evan Rachel Wood

9. Vanessa Hudgens

10. Zoe Kravitz

Edited June 13, 2012 by arwrestling

[Sousa]

Oh man, young Angela Lansbury, like, all day.

[Schlitzbrille]

1. Natalie Portman

2. April Mendez a.k.a WWE Diva AJ

3. Elizabeth Gillies

4. Miranda Cosgrove

5. Krysta Cameron

6. Angela Gossow

7. Lita Ford

8. Katy Perry

9. Cristina Scabbia

10. Taeler Hendrix

[Skummy]

I'm a big fan of Be voting for the wives of the cast of 10 O'Clock Live...

[Benjamin]

1. Cheryl Cole

2. January Jones

3. Scarlett Johansson

4. Rihanna

5. Natalie Portman

6. Alison Brie

7. Sofia Vergara

8. Minka Kelly

9. Nina Dobrev

10. Nicole Scherzinger

Edited June 13, 2012 by Ben D.D. Cuntface

[NobBe Nobbs]

I'm a big fan of Be voting for the wives of the cast of 10 O'Clock Live...

Pah. You're just annoyed because I couldn't find room for Lauren Laverne.

[TCO]

Was sure Miranda Cosgrove wasn't legal yet, but then checked her up and found she's only 2 weeks younger than my girlfriend, that pleases me.

[Matt]

I can't believe Cobie Smulders doesn't have a single vote yet.

[Dingle]

I can't believe Cobie Smulders doesn't have a single vote yet.

She looks too much like my ex for my vote, but she's hot in a very normal way so she probably won't get votes anyway.

[Summers]

miranda kerr? miranda meh.