The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[Regia]

I think I finally got Online working. My gamertag is 'CoolCalmChris', I know I already have a few people though.

[probablyoliver]

Killing Ellis was fun.

Getting run over by a truck as revenge was not.

[Gazz]

There is something therapeutic about shooting Ellis in the back as he cowers in a corner.

[apsham]

The most intense feeling I've had so far was Ollie barreling down on me on a train track, me shooting him and dodging out of the way at the very last second.

Oh.. and finally figuring out how to start up races/missions/deathmatches myself ONLY between the people I want to be in them... awesome.

[Chris2K]

There's something strangely satisfying about riding through the streets of Los Santos on a motorbike with a female Hamster on the back firing a machine gun at passing motorists.

Then we busted up a drug deal and took 1k each. It went pretty badly and Hamster died perfectly well with no problems.

[deli]

I've just lost my level 12 character. Fuck this game so much.

[Maxx]

Anyone playing this afternoon? I've got 3 hours free before the Cowboys games, and then I imagine I'll only watch that for 30 minutes, should be plenty of time for Manning to destroy them.

[King Ellis]

There is something therapeutic about shooting Ellis in the back as he cowers in a corner.

Takes a real big man to chase a guy up to the roof and shoot him in the back when all he's holding is a baseball bat.

[apsham]

Anyone playing this afternoon? I've got 3 hours free before the Cowboys games, and then I imagine I'll only watch that for 30 minutes, should be plenty of time for Manning to destroy them.

Just pop a message on here when you wanna start up. I'm just cleaning and lounging about the house today.

[Crybaby Bunting]

I've just lost my level 12 character. Fuck this game so much.

Cloud servers are down, just don't create a new character until it's up again.

An easy way of determining if cloud is up is taking a photo in single player mode, if you can do that then try and get back online.

[apsham]

Oh yeah.. Cloud servers are down. Boo.

[Crybaby Bunting]

My character isn't showing up on the social club website anymore

Surely it can't have been wiped and it'll come back soon... right?

[MalaCloudy Black]

Social Club's just glitchy. Mine wasn't showing up on there the other day either, checked again a few hours later and it was back.

[apsham]

Phew. I just got on and my guy is back.

[apsham]

Anyone want to get in on a closed session, perhaps do some races/missions?

[Lint]

Social Club's just glitchy. Mine wasn't showing up on there the other day either, checked again a few hours later and it was back.

Man I hope the pictures in thw cars having sex saved!

And what I've learned from this thread:

Ps3 Hitmen faction: lets go get more money

360 Hitmen faction: lets kill each other

[MalaCloudy Black]

[Maxx]

We have the degenerates of the crew, and they've all got longstanding feuds with each other, it's hardly a surprise.

[LL!]

We have Ruki, it's hardly a surprise.

[MDK]

And 'teamkiller' Larz