The Xbox thread

[MDK]

Only 2 hours left of purgatory!

[King Ellis]

My new game will be finding ways to trick Myke into getting booted back into the naughty boys room.

[Benji]

Oh aye, Benji. After you left and me, you, Port and Ellis had made that Joker guy's life a living hell, I accidently blew up his personal car.

The second fo the night. The first one was on purpose, damn attack helicopter and Benji's blood lust. I lost alot of money in that session.

'Accidentally'

Stupid headset battery was playing up and it left me out of you guys' session so I just figured I'd jump out.

[9 to 5]

It totally was! My grenade just bounced off the wall.

And I sooo know what I am getting Benji if he is my Secret Santa.

[Meacon Keaton]

Chindildo?

[9 to 5]

No. The real deal!

[DoubleX]

ADG you are not good at planes, are you?

[ADG]

Nope.

[ADG]

Or parachuting.

[DoubleX]

Thats OK, I suck at motorbikes >_>

[ADG]

Okay that didn't work, try Plan B.

Plan B didn't work. There is no Plan C.

[DoubleX]

Sticky bombs FTW

[ADG]

I suck so bad at this! Bloody helicopters!

[DoubleX]

Turns out you're about as much of a maniac driver as I am. Good to know.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Planes are Earl Z. Moade, you guys! But it's funny to do plane/heli races and see how bad everyone else is at them. I know the couple times I've done them with EWBers it's been a lot of "_______ has committed suicide"

[DoubleX]

It wasn't even a race where I deduced ADG's rubbish at planes. We were doing Top Fun II, and I was the runner. I get in my Coquette, haul ass away from the start. I look behind me and see him after took off, and think "shit, better be careful".

Ten seconds later, "AndrewDGray has committed suicide".

I was just like "Well. OK then."

[Kaney]

FUCK

Worst possible time to lose internet connection. Hope you won that, Ellis.

[King Ellis]

I totes did.

[Kaney]

Awesome.

[Kaney]

"Air race? Sure thing guys, lets all go commercials jets!"

Kaney picks commercial jet. Everyone else picks cropduster.

"lolololol stupid kaney lolololol!"

Kaney wins race. Swish.