The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[GoGo Yubari]

C'mon Bren. Jesus.

People are treating that quote as real on Facebook, there is genuine outrage.

So the lowest form of internet commenters have been fooled by something obviously fake? I can't believe it.

[Plubby]

C'mon Bren. Jesus.

People are treating that quote as real on Facebook, there is genuine outrage.

Then I have this image of Steven Spielberg posing in front of an actual dead Triceratops that he shot for a trophy that's going to cause you to absolutely lose your shit

[brenchill]

Why would I believe that?

[Plubby]

I was just playing the percentages. Logic had long since flown the coop.

[EddieG]

C'mon Bren. Jesus.

People are treating that quote as real on Facebook, there is genuine outrage.

Then I have this image of Steven Spielberg posing in front of an actual dead Triceratops that he shot for a trophy that's going to cause you to absolutely lose your shit

So you frequent lamebook as well?

[Plubby]

That's the image and comment - but I didn't see it on Lamebook, I don't really go there. It just appeared in my regular FB news feed somehow.

[brenchill]

He is a bit of a prick for killing an innocent animal though, IMO.

[Dan]

I don't think it's real. Might be wrong though.

Illuminati Obama.

[Jimmy]

Can't believe Arsenal got Sanchez. If they now sign players in the positions they desperately need they could be quite good

[stokeriño]

So a goalkeeper and most of the defence, then.

[Kaney]

I don't think the defence is that terrible, Koscielny and Mertesacker had a really good partnership last season there's just very little cover for the inevitable injuries. Debuchy would be decent though.

And I wouldn't mind getting Ospina

[Jimmy]

Liverpool have confirmed that Luis Suarez will be leaving the club after a transfer agreement was reached with Barcelona. (Source: @LFC)

[TCO]

Good for Liverpool, the time was right and if the the reported fee is accurate then the money was right too.

[Nerf]

It's official.

[Jimmy]

Thank fuck the Premiership doesn't have to put up with his shit anymore.

[brenchill]

Neymar, Messi, Suarez.

Wow.

[Noah]

The Liverpool leaning on things gimmick is better than a poor imitation of Mick Foley.

[Jimmy]

Where did that come from?

[Nerf]

#Suarez: It is with a heavy heart that I leave Liverpool for a new life and new challenges in Spain. 1/2 #LFC #FCB

#Suarez: "Both me and my family have fallen in love with this club and with the city." #LFC #FCB

#Suarez: Most of all I have fallen in love with the incredible fans.You've always supported me and we as a family, will never forget it #LFC

Suarez: "I hope you can all understand why I have made this decision. This club did all they could to get me to stay, 1/2 #LFC

Suarez: but playing and living in Spain, where my wife's family live, is a lifelong dream and ambition." 2/2 #LFC

He will wear #9.

[Noah]

I mean the goofy grin and thumbs of that pic up isn't nearly as cool as leaning on random things.