The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[MJB]

Never.

[TCO]

Just for completion purposes, Brenchill was right, it wasn't a real quote...

[The Lusophone]

He had Roy Keane in his team.

And when Keane went over the edge into super prick territory he got rid of him.

[Colly]

And look at Captain Birdseye now, sat next to Adrian Chiles and employed by Villa.

[Cymbols]

And look at Captain Birdseye now, sat next to Adrian Chiles and employed by Villa.

Don't remind us :@

[Arjen Robben]

[9 to 5]

No way is that a real quoted picture.

[Colly]

He's got a boner. Boner!

[Kaney]

I've got a boner seeing that

[TCO]

Why is Arsenal's puma kit nicer than any Newcastle one so far?

[Rafael]

Do you see a big WONGA on the Arsenal kit? No? That's why it's better.

[9 to 5]

Rafael is on the money.

[Rafael]

I'm always on the money.

[TCO]

Put Fernandinho and Maicon in the starting 11. The title is ours.

We will win. And I hate the fact that we will win and sneak another world championship and pretend like we played great football all the way.

[Rafael]

I never said that.

[Baddar]

Full kit wanker.

[Plubby]

Man Utd are going to be allowed a 12th man on the pitch next season to back Luke Shaw up.

You could have just said that Howard Webb has been re-upped as a premier league ref instead of beating around the bush

[brenchill]

C'mon Bren. Jesus.

People are treating that quote as real on Facebook, there is genuine outrage.

[Colly]

Why is Arsenal's puma kit nicer than any Newcastle one so far?

Don't worry, it'll still be made of tracing paper.

[stokeriño]

People are stupid.

...Apparently.