The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[King Ellis]

He is a bit of a prick for killing an innocent animal though, IMO.

And he dressed up a bunch of people in army uniforms and had them shot for the intro of Saving Private Ryan.

[Rich]

Bring me the hat sauce.

Though that was when his release clause was widely reported to be £80m. My point was that we wouldn't accept anything less than his release clause

You never stated "for less than his release clause" flat out £80 mil is what you said, I hope your chapeau is tasty.

[Rafael]

After all the shit you gave me about 100m i sincerely hope you enjoy your hat.

Oh, nostalgia.

[brenchill]

I'm sure glad I never gave Jimmy any stick for the £100m price tag he slapped on Bale.

[Colly]

It's official.

Wearing a football shirt, increase the ban!

[brenchill]

Is he allowed to do kick ups on the pitch as part of his reveal to the fans?

[Baddar]

It's official.

Ugly cunt.

[King Ellis]

I did get a kick out of that article on the BBC the other day talking about Liverpool's interpretation of the ban, going over what they think he's allowed and not allowed to do.

Not allowed:

Play in a professional match

Watch a professional match in a stadium

Allowed:

Transfer to another team (natch)

Take part in a kickabout down the park

Play football video games

[Colly]

I hope FIFA have confiscated his sticker book.

[Arjen Robben]

Won't even be allowed to have one of those proper welcome reveals on the pitch at the Nou Camp will he since he's banned from entering any stadium?

[MJB]

Is he allowed to do kick ups on the pitch as part of his reveal to the fans?

I didn't think he was even allowed in the stadium?

[stokeriño]

Won't even be allowed to have one of those proper welcome reveals on the pitch at the Nou Camp will he since he's banned from entering any stadium?

"LIVE via satellite feed...!"

[brenchill]

FIFA don't even want to hear Suarez is in the bathroom at a football event.

[Arjen Robben]

Luis Suarez Bring's It via Satellite

[Nerf]

Is he allowed to do kick ups on the pitch as part of his reveal to the fans?

I didn't think he was even allowed in the stadium?

They're arranging another location for his unveiling on Wednesday.

Edited July 11, 2014 by Nerf

[Rich]

Nerfsclusive right there

[DavidMarrio]

Optimistic despite losing our best player.

75mil can be put towards 2/3 who can add a lot to the squad and give us a whole lot more depth, we don't have to put up with the psychotic bullshit anymore, he would have been banned till November anyway.

But at the same time this is a guy who contributed about 50 goals last season either by scoring or in getting the assist, its hard to replace someone like that. We were never gonna be able to keep him forever and the time is right to sell him. Just hopefully we can bring in the right people to add to the squad and push on and secure top 4 again next season.

[Baddar]

80, 75, 64.

Which is it? Sky just said 64m. Now I know why it irks Stoker so much.

[brenchill]

Looks like Liverpool have already found a replacement for Suarez

[stokeriño]

80, 75, 64.

Which is it? Sky just said 64m. Now I know why it irks Stoker so much.

I'd place good money on it being 80m euros (c. £64m), and someone converted 80m euros into £75m because they can't do maths.