2015 MLB Season

[thatshortguy]

The pitching fell apart in that one. Jays should have had it but Loup and Cecil blew it bad.

Miller's stuff looks naaaaaaaasty, too.

Decided to catch Padres/Dodgers, despite me being a Braves schmuck and this being a Padres game. Vin Scully's calling it. It's allllll good.

[Meacon Keaton]

Vin Scully is going to outlive us all.

[thatshortguy]

Ugh. Justin Upton's homered and just made a great backhand catch. He must know I'm listening.

[Meacon Keaton]

White Sox/Royals are tied up at 5 in the 7th for those looking for something to wind down the night with.

Salvador Perez just threw out Adam Eaton. Eaton was stealing second and got maybe halfway there before Perez got the ball to second.

[thatshortguy]

Dodgers/Padres at 2-2 thanks to Gonzalez sending a solo shot that made Cashner forget how to pitch. He walked the Dodgers' pitcher with the bases loaded and two out to tie it, c'maaaaahnnnn!

[thatshortguy]

And Cashner has talent but never had much defense or run support; this year he has both.

His season opener begs otherwise. Alonso just booted an easy grounder and Jimmy Rollins beat his throw and the Dodgers have chipped away a 2-0 lead to make it 3-2 in just two innings.

Edit: lol, Yasiel Puig just derp'd. Throw from third to home that got away made him think Rollins was going to third from second. Nope. Caught in a rundown, was the last out of what was a very productive second inning for L.A.

[DMN in the House]

Puig gonna Puig.

I love the dude, but sometimes he tries to do too much. I mean, yeah, sometimes it works out, hell, a lot of the time it works out, but not all the time. Hard to tell a dude with that much talent to reel it in, though.

[thatshortguy]

Seeing him and Rollins yuk it up (after the Dodgers had gone up 5-2, mind you) was pretty funny.

Adrian Gonzalez now has 4 HRs in 3 games. Dude needs to be kept away from all national parks, log cabins, and wooden dolls.

Edit: 5 HRs in 3 games. Three of them off of Cashner. He may well be the leading cause of global warming right now.

[Meacon Keaton]

Adrian Gonzalez just hit his THIRD homer of the night. What a freak.

[Damian WayLNKe]

Thanks to everyone for letting me draft him

[9 to 5]

That will do Harvey, that will do.

[Meacon Keaton]

And A-Rod hit a home run for your fantasy pleasure.

[9 to 5]

They both helped my team.

[EddieG]

Third time in 4 games the Jays have scored four or more in one inning.

This time itj ust happens to be the top of the 1st.

[Draevyn]

Third time in 4 games the Jays have scored four or more in one inning.

This time itj ust happens to be the top of the 1st.

3-1....let's celebrate now because it can go downhill quick!

[TheSqauredCircleMessiah]

[thatshortguy]

Braves are 4-0 for the first time in 21 years and arguably one of the more fun teams to watch right now. Dafaq?

Edit: Meanwhile, the Saaaaaaahx and the Yanks are in a game that neither team seemingly wants to win. 4-4 at the top of the 18th.

I propose that any game which goes into extra innings, the beer gets progressively cheaper. Say, $1 per inning past the 9th.

[Meacon Keaton]

I went to bed after the twelfth. I'm not a youngin' anymore.

[Draevyn]

So Jenrry Meija is out for 80 games due to PED's and like most athletes, he has no idea how they got there.

[Meacon Keaton]

He was hacked.