The 2016 EWB Baseball League Thread

[The Lusophone]

How many more rounds are there?

[thatshortguy]

1 minute ago, Mad Jack said:

How many more rounds are there?

 

[Maxx]

1 hour ago, thatshortguy said:

You unbelievable whore!

DJ LeMahieu, 2B, Colorado

@Mad Jack

You unbelievable whore!

[Meacon Keaton]

You ignorant slut!

[MalaCloudy Black]

Brett Gardner, LF/CF, Yankees

@mattman1624

[mattman1624]

Billy Burns CF Oakland A's

 

@Twist

[Twist]

Christian Yelich and Kenley Jansen.

I need to check in more. 

And Trevor Rosenthal. Because it turns out I have three picks.

@HC

Edited March 21, 2016 by Twist
Picky pick picksticks.

[HC]

SP Johnny Cueto

@Maxx

[thatshortguy]

It took 89 picks before a single St. Louis Cardinal was selected.

Meanwhile, everyone is stopping just short of drafting the Cubs' medical trainers.

I thought I could only dream of this day.

[Maxx]

Ben Revere, OF, Natinals 

@Lowerdeck

[thatshortguy]

Lowerdeck hoped that Cueto would become a Based God, but HC made sure that wasn't gonna happen.

Ergo, Deck gets his silver medal:  Cole Hamels, SP, Texas.

So @Damian WayLNKe is now up 'til the evenin' hours.

[Damian WayLNKe]

Let's go Russell Martin

@9 to 5 up

[Your Mom]

4 hours ago, thatshortguy said:

It took 89 picks before a single St. Louis Cardinal was selected.

Meanwhile, everyone is stopping just short of drafting the Cubs' medical trainers.

I thought I could only dream of this day.

 The trainers are still available? How many picks until me? HOW MANY????????

[The Buscher]

Is Manny Ramirez still a Cubs coach?  He might still be available.

[thatshortguy]

Updated the original post with Executive Orders concerning when the draft ends and the time limit.  If over half the teams want something different and remember to send Form 62.A-1 in triplicate, we'll change it.

[HC]

5 hours ago, thatshortguy said:

It took 89 picks before a single St. Louis Cardinal was selected.

Meanwhile, everyone is stopping just short of drafting the Cubs' medical trainers.

I thought I could only dream of this day.

Wainwright and M-Carp went in the fourth round. 

[thatshortguy]

1 minute ago, HC said:

Wainwright and M-Carp went in the fourth round. 

Oh, you're thinking of the original versions.  After so many injuries, these are actually reconstructed versions and therefore not recognized by the sanctity of Short Guy's Baseball Opinions, LLC.

[9 to 5]

Tyson Ross.

@ElTiburon

[ThrillhouseMAX]

I know I've already drafted a few Mets, but...

I'm going with Jeurys Familia

@Buschan Danielson

Edited March 22, 2016 by ElTiburon

[The Buscher]

Anthony Rendon, 2B/3B, Clown School Natinals

@Berober