Summer Transfer Window Thread 2016

[stokeriño]

'You may not be interested in Brad Smith, but Brad Smith is interested in you.' - Leon Trotsky

[Benji]

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Ranieri: "Last season we lost Esteban Cambiasso and everybody was crying. Now we are crying because we lost Kante. Don't worry. Football in Leicester will keep going."

Grandpa Ranieri always makes me feel better

[Noah]

20 hours ago, Mad Jack said:

I spent most of today thinking he was Brad Jones. 

[Lineker]

Poch has announced that Fazio, Bentaleb and Pritchard are all available for transfer. Also confirmed he has no interest in the vacant Argentina job, thank goodness. 

[MDK]

6 hours ago, Benji said:

Grandpa Ranieri always makes me feel better

He hands out Werthers Originals and a pound coin to all the kids

[Benji]

12 minutes ago, MDK said:

He hands out Werthers Originals and a pound coin to all the kids

That's how we kept Vardy.

"Yes, Jamie, you CAN earn £125k a week, or you can take £100k a week and have an extra Werthers Original a week that we don't tell your brothers about."

[Lineker]

 

[Hobo]

I am sad to see the best chicken farmer in the league to to Stoke

[Colly]

Just because he's Egyptian he's a chicken farmer? You racist prick.

[brenchill]

Juve have competed the signing of Higuain for £75.3m.

Edited July 26, 2016 by brenchill

[GoGo Yubari]

This is GoGo "Scoop" Yubari with the HOT UPDATE YOU WERE ALL WAITING FOR: Uruguayan midfielder Nicolas Lodeiro is, as I type this, arriving at SeaTac Airport to complete his $6M transfer from Boca Juniors to MLS team/present garbage fire Seattle Sounders FC.

That's it. That's the scoop for probably this entire window. One and done. I need a drink, that was some hard work.

[Lineker]

Top work Scoops.

[GoGo Yubari]

Thanks a million, chief.

[Jimmy]

3 hours ago, GoGo Yubari said:

This is GoGo "Scoop" Yubari with the HOT UPDATE YOU WERE ALL WAITING FOR: Uruguayan midfielder Nicolas Lodeiro is, as I type this, arriving at SeaTac Airport to complete his $6M transfer from Boca Juniors to MLS team/present garbage fire Seattle Sounders FC.

That's it. That's the scoop for probably this entire window. One and done. I need a drink, that was some hard work.

that is real, hard hitting journalism.

we solute you scoop. 

keep fighting the good fight. 

[Lineker]

Everton have triggered the £7.1m release fee clause in Idrissa Gueye's Aston Villa contract. 

Tiote appears to finally be off from Newcastle, with Al Jazira in the UAE expected to be his destination to the tune of £4m a year.

Watford have allowed Almen Abdi to permanently join Sheffield Wednesday. 

[Lineker]

Villarreal have permanently signed Alexandre Pato. 

[Baddar]

The greatest goalkeeper that ever lived, Brad Guzan, is having his Boro medical today.

[Adam]

8 years today since Robbie Keane signed for Liverpool, meaning it's 8 years since the birth of "he's just another cog in the Anfield machine".

Someone find that photo of him holding hands with his Liverpool team mates photoshopped into a field of flowers.

[DavidMarrio]

The day he finally joined his boyhood club

[Nerf]

37 minutes ago, Adam said:

8 years today since Robbie Keane signed for Liverpool, meaning it's 8 years since the birth of "he's just another cog in the Anfield machine".

Someone find that photo of him holding hands with his Liverpool team mates photoshopped into a field of flowers.

I remember being so ridiculously excited about that transfer. You live and learn...