Summer Transfer Window Thread 2016

[Lineker]

 

[Colly]

Everton have broken their transfer record for Moussa Sissoko.

Rofl.

[Lineker]

Balotelli to Nice is apparently a done deal. 

[stokeriño]

...Do I take this to say Luiz wasn't even our first choice in defenders to sign from PSG?  

[MDK]

Mourinho has played a blinder for Chelsea

[Twist]

I can't believe Everton are paying 30m for Sissoko. Ludicrous.

On top of all that, Newcastle have made a 31m profit on transfers this season and in my fairly unknowing opinion have a stronger squad now than the one that got relegated. So that's a cracking victory for us.

Seriously, 30m? Hahahahahahahahahaha. This is better than when we sold Carroll. I was at least sad to see that big lanky bastard go.

[Lineker]

Not to mention their 40 million quid parachute payment!

Slimani to Leicester is a done deal. 

 

[Lineker]

Bonkers.

[MDK]

10 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Bonkers.

 

[FLiam]

I'm still a little confused by the whole Jack Wilshere situation.

Hopefully he'll get a proper run of games and come back stronger next season. But I've definitely heard myself say that before...

[Lineker]

We are back in for Sissoko and have matched Everton's bid. Shit.

Jason Denayer has joined Sunderland on loan.

[Adam]

Come on Spurs, get him signed.

And now Denayer has joined Sunderland, Everton need to get in for Kone. This window is ending in disaster without a striker and another centre back. Of course it's a true nuclear nightmare if Sissoko is bought too.

[Gorka]

Meanwhile in Swansea....

[GoGo Yubari]

this doesn't seem like a very good deal but from a sheer drama/hilarity standpoint I'm enjoying every second of it

[TCO]

3 hours ago, stokeriño said:

SSN just did their silly Football Manager stats comparison between Azpilicueta and Alonso. So disappointed they didn't bust out the stat for Azpi's mythical Long Throw of The Gods (admittedly they may have just realised it has no basis in reality).

Just had war like flashbacks to that know rifiling a throw to the backpost over my keepers head every single time I played Chelsea, such bollocks!

Also, 30mil for Sissoko? Lol.

The useless tit has spent the past 2 years serendading Arsenal calling them a beautiful club.

[Chris2K]

I am not understanding the need for Sissoko at all, and can't wait for us to rock up to Stoke in 10 days with our new 2-7-1 formation in order to get all our midfielders enough playing time.

[Lineker]

Poor Everton. Can't help but feel they've dodged a massive bullet though. 

Christian Atsu on loan to Newcastle is a done deal. As is Lazar Markovic on loan from Liverpool to Sporting Lisbon. 

[Colly]

Poor Everton?!? Charnley's played a blinder and I think Levy is off his tits on something.

Somewhere noted Wigan legend Charles N'zogbia is weeping over what could have been.

[Lineker]

Everton have managed to secure Enner Valencia on loan from West Ham. And Hull have signed Dieumerci Mbokani on loan from Dynamo Kiev.

Watford have sold Ikechi Anya to Derby.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Sky are reporting David Luiz is finalised. I have never been happier!