EWBFF Jared Lorenzen League

[Lowerdeck]

You're the EWB league equivalent of the Pats, and I'm a Pats fan

I'm pretty sure we're both the villians

 

[Plubby]

For nominating everyone else the villain all season, Srar is the villain.

 

Lemme just re-evaluate my draft real quick:

 

Round 1: Jordy Nelson. Good pick...until Rodgers got hurt. Not Fantasy relevant since  Week 6.
Round 2: Jay Ajayi. Traded in approximate disgrace from the truly disgusting Miami Dolphins into a three-man timeshare where one of the shares goes to LeGarrette Fucking Blount.
Round 3: Christian McCaffrey. Sucked early, but has actually become what I thought he'd be all year. Has never been below 7 points and only 4 times below 10 while going 5 times above 20 points. Good job, Plubby. Good job.
Round 4: Jameis Winston. ....... Russell Wilson was available here btw.
Round 5: Martellus Bennett. Oh, Plubby.
Round 6: Sammy Watkins. Waived in frustration. Pretty sure he posted 20 points like 2 weeks later.
Round 7 and 8: Homer Denver Broncos Picks FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *flips table, storms out*

[Lineker]

Round 1 - Julio Jones, WR, Falcons - hit and miss
Round 2 - Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers - injured
Round 3 - Lamar Miller, RB, Texans - mostly shit
Round 4 - Julian Edelman, WR, Patriots - injured*
Round 5 - Kyle Rudolph, TE, Vikings - good!
Round 6 - Joe Mixon, RB, Bengals - waived, then was good, then was hurt
Round 7 - Willie Snead, WR, Saints - waived
Round 8 - Jeremy Maclin, WR, Ravens - waived
Round 9 - Eddie Lacy, RB, Seahawks - waived
Round 10 - Houston Texans Defense - waived
Round 11 - Jack Doyle, TE, Colts - good!
Round 12 - Derrick Henry, RB, Titans - waived
Round 13 - Sterling Shepherd, WR, Giants - annoyingly hit and miss
Round 14 - Cole Beasley, WR, Cowboys - waived
Round 15 - Jonathan Williams, RB, Bills - waived
Round 16 - Matt Prater, K, Lions - waived (Lambo was better though)
*Compensatory pick - Brian Hoyer, QB, 49ers - waived

 

Thank fuck for Alex Smith and Alvin Kamara  

[Plubby]

I tried to nab Kamara off you the week before he really blew up. I wonder how my season would have gone if you were an idiot >_<

[Plubby]

In my headcanon I have won titles in two consecutive years and fk you all the consolation title counts.

[Lowerdeck]

[Your Mom]

Good win dude. I'm not in the mood to do much trash talk or anything but yeah if Cooks and Walker hadn't played like garbage it might have been different. Congrats for this year

 

 

 

 

And only this year!