EWBFF Jared Lorenzen League

[Your Mom]

Still got a lot of people left to play and I could feasibly make a miraculous comeback but Lineker has Julio and alone he has outscored my whole team so far  

[Lineker]

Thanks Julio!

And I was annoyed at keeping the Chargers D on the bench!

[Lowerdeck]

A win's a win, but wow that was ugly.  Fortunate to still be holding first place after this one.

[Lineker]

Bloody hell - if I'd started the Chargers D over the Vikings D, I'd have amassed 200 points.

 

Watch me scrape 70 next week  

[Lineker]

I had tried to waive Smith this week but someone else had a higher priority on Mariota.

 

Thanks to that guy now though!

[Maxx]

Ugh, this season.  In at least half of my losses, the points to win sat on my bench.  Seemed that was the only time anyone besides Antonio Brown felt like being productive.

[livid]

I have never seen a defense put up 48 points but thank you Dolphins defense!

Is it time for me to make another improbable run in the playoffs!?

 

(Probably not)

[Your Mom]

 

[DMN in the House]

9-4 and in the playoffs with basically the starters I drafted? Smart AND successful!

[livid]

5 hours ago, DMN said:

9-4 and in the playoffs with basically the starters I drafted? Smart AND successful!

For one more week at least! 

[DMN in the House]

Josh Gordon scored a TD, as the meme train keeps rolling!

On to Chicago, and Srar!

[Your Mom]

On 12/12/2017 at 11:40, DMN said:

Josh Gordon scored a TD, as the meme train keeps rolling!

On to Chicago, and Srar!

Haven't been watching today so I got really scared today when I checked the score. We were tied at 25 after yesterday and then all of a sudden I was down 97-25!  

 

Then I realized none of my guys have played yet  

[Lineker]

Sterling Shepard is so infuriating. 

[DMN in the House]

24 minutes ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

Haven't been watching today so I got really scared today when I checked the score. We were tied at 25 after yesterday and then all of a sudden I was down 97-25!  

 

Then I realized none of my guys have played yet  

My reaction was this in reverse.

I think it's going to be close, with me trying to hang on and you trying to catch up. You're going to win, though, I didn't get enough points above predicted.

[Your Mom]

Yeah last I checked we were projected to tie so either way it will be a close one

[Lowerdeck]

Looking like a revenge game for me in the final

[DMN in the House]

The agony of this has been dulled by the hangover I'm nursing from last night. So, unless Jared fucking Cook bails me out, GG, srar.

[Your Mom]

Cook needs to score 14 for you to win. Not impossible. I wont celebrate until that game is over

[DMN in the House]

It's going to take a good game with a TD. I'm ok with it, and it's nice to have it come down to Derek Carr's arm

Happy with my season either way. I was really happy with my draft, then got slaughtered week one and lost all hope. Got basically everyone's worst week, scored the least points of any playoff team, but we're here with a chance. Not sure who the real life version of that is...

[Your Mom]

Ok so it's official now. Good game DMN 

 

 

I think we can all agree we are cheering for me over that Villain Lowerdeck next week right?