EWBFF Jared Lorenzen League

[Lowerdeck]

23 hours ago, Plubby said:

A reminder that Yahoo draft rankings are almost worthless due to our unique league scoring >_<

I think the rankings are somewhat adjusted based upon the league settings.  QBs are really high up in the rankings, taking up nearly the whole top 20.  In a more traditional league, not even Brady or Rodgers would be that high up.

[Maxx]

I hope all your teams perform more poorly than mine does

[Maxx]

4 hours ago, Maxx said:

I hope all your teams perform more poorly than mine does

They are not!  I made all the bad choices.

[Lineker]

Texans D finishes with -1 point against the Jags.

 

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[Lint]

15 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Texans D finishes with -1 point against the Jags.

 

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Wow...how bad did they play to do THAT bad against The Jags?

[Lineker]

Fucking badly.

[Your Mom]

Who would have thought out of my 3 QB choices the one I should have started was Deshone Kizer?  

[Lineker]

8 hours ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

Who would have thought out of my 3 QB choices the one I should have started was Deshone Kizer?  

Yep! We both had shitty weeks - the difference between us being Tyreek Hill. Unless Kyle Rudolph goes banana tonight.

[DMN in the House]

All aboard the Josh Gordon re-enstatement hype train! 420 friendly!

[Your Mom]

 This happens every year now

[DMN in the House]

2 hours ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

 This happens every year now

Dropping Cordarelle for him is no risk high reward, so I'm fine with it.

[Cactus Drags]

Fuck sake David Johnson. 

[Lineker]

Stupid Jets.

[DMN in the House]

Jason Witten is the greatest tight end of all time. Including the future. Forever. It was third and long for Run DMN, and he found the soft underbelly of the defense and picked up the first. Just like he always has.

#WeAreAllWitteneses

#P.S.MartaviusBryantIsPrettyAlrightToo

[Maxx]

I endorse that comment as commissioner. 

[Your Mom]

Sorry Lions fans but I need the Giants D to come up big tonight so I wish you ill for one week only

[Maxx]

Don't worry Lions fans, I have your back and am rooting for a big day from Kenny Golladay.  Giants fans, ya team suck, but that's true regardless of fantasy implications.

Also now I totally remember why I wanted to reduce rosters by one space, free agency is picked clean after week one.

[Lowerdeck]

24 minutes ago, Maxx said:

Don't worry Lions fans, I have your back and am rooting for a big day from Kenny Golladay.  Giants fans, ya team suck, but that's true regardless of fantasy implications.

Also now I totally remember why I wanted to reduce rosters by one space, free agency is picked clean after week one.

There wasn't much worthwhile on the wire to begin with. 

Also, I'm totally good with Stafford throwing a few big TDs to Golladay.

[Maxx]

Yahoo now features a little blurb about your career stats.  I'm 142-130-1, .522% winning percentage.  That one tie is from the year I had an otherwise undefeated regular season 

[Your Mom]

I'm under .500 but have a ton of titles. Record means nothing