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56. ELIZABETH BANKS (4pts - 2 votes)

(Actress in various comedy films, including the fucking awesome "Role Models", film does not get enough love)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 36

PLACE LAST TIME: 21

VERDICT: :wub: She was cut from my list this year. But she's just gorgeous.

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56. ERICA DURANCE (4pts - 2 votes)

(Actress in "Smallville")

REPRESENTING: Canada

AGE: 32

PLACE LAST TIME: 17

VERDICT: Never really seen her in motion, but the pictures are good.

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55. ALISON BRIE (12pts - 2 votes)

(Actress in "Mad Men" and "Community"...which I keep hearing a lot about, but bet it's shit like the American Office)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 26

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: I find it funny that she's called Brie and has mousey features...doesn't do much for me on the 'star scale', and I think it could be more of the case of "people voting a character", but they're some lovely looking chebs in the 2nd picture. I can't complain.

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54. RACHEL RILEY (18pts - 3 votes)

(The lass from "Countdown"...has an arse so fucking good Channel 4 created a whole new camera shot (from behind the set, looking out) in order to show it off)

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 24

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: :wub: She makes my days bright. I dread when I have to get an actual job and will have to miss "Countdown". :( Photos don't really do her justice...I'm pretty sure I'm in love with her.

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Ah, Rachel Riley makes one from my list. Edited her in pretty near the end because she's gorgeous, and also to get more "normal" birds involved. Elizabeth Banks is awesome as well, would probably make a Top 20 but she was never gonna crack the Top 10. As for the others... meh.

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Where is Sarah Chalke <_<?

Also, these chicks are all fucking ugly. Well, actually they aren't, but someone has to get the complaining going. This is EWB, after all.

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No Lauren Laverne...but along with Rachel Riley...there's a few more 'weirder'/UK exclusive ones I guess.

51. ELIZA DUSHKU (20pts - 2 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 29

PLACE LAST TIME: 48

VERDICT: I used to find her overrated by many here, but the last couple of years her stock has fallen. There is something about her in that she oozes pure sexuality more than just about anyone I can think of. I honestly imagine her smelling like sex and whiskey. I approve.

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51. HAYLEY WILLIAMS (20pts - 2 votes)

(Resident EWB list-whore...seriously why does she appear on fucking everything?)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 21

PLACE LAST TIME: 32

VERDICT: I mean, I would. But Skummy totally hit the nail on the head with her last year;

Oh, and Hayley Williams? Really? She's the kind of girl you fancy when you've just got out of a shit school and have never seen a vaguely "alternative" lass before, but who you'd probably get tired of once you'd actually tried to hold a conversation with her. If she didn't have naff hair and sing in a naff band there'd be nowt special about her.

She has proper ginger tits...which is confusing, as she's seemingly not a natural redhead.

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51. RACHEL WEISZ (20pts - 2 votes)

(Holy fuck, the woman from "About A Boy")

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 40

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: Wouldn't make my 50-list...but looks good for her age, not going to argue.

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And there's my second Rachel! I love her in About a Boy and Definitely Maybe... two of my favourite "romantic" films and she's hot and awesome in both. Another last minute edit that paid dividends. Dushku is alright but only there because people here seem to strum themselves over Buffy. Hayley Williams is alright but only there because people here seem to strum themselves over shit music.

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brb, off punching myself for forgetting about Elizabeth Banks.

QFE. >_<

No-one's popped up from my list yet, but I'm going to take that as a good sign. It's nice to see Weisz get a look-in though - I still remember her being exceedingly cute in The Mummy and she was class in Definitely, Maybe (although Banks was better).

Also, the Rachel Riley pic with her standing next to "lecherous" is brilliant.

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Okay, I need to say this.

Hayley Williams looks like she's still in 10th grade. Her dates check for Chris Hansen hiding in every room. She's been 5th place for Prom Queen 10 years running. Rob Feinstein twould think she's too young to date.

The second and third example pictures provided don't help that argument either.

EDIT- Also, 4 points to 12 points? The fuck? Gina Carano needs to hunt you down now.

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Hell, if I knew that, Gina Carano would have been all 10 of my votes.

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Wait..Alison Brie is 32? She plays a recent high school graduate on Community and I wouldn't have pegged her older then early to mid 20s...shit..

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