The Star Wars Thread

[livid]

Release date of December 18, 2015 is set.

[livid]

Todd from Breaking Bad is a Skywalket?

http://www.slashfilm.com/jesse-plemons-eyed-for-leading-role-in-star-wars-episode-vii/

[Mick]

Because Star Wars needs someone who looks like retarded Matt Damon

MATT DAMON!

[GoGo Yubari]

Fuck it, cast everyone from Friday Night Lights. Michael B. Jordan, Jesse Plemons, Zach Gilford, all of them.

[TKz]

Ah, Team America jokes. Those aren't old at all.

[livid]

Because Star Wars needs someone who looks like retarded Matt Damon

MATT DAMON!

It's shit like this that causes studios to hire pretty boys over people with actual talent. Congratulations, you're a part of one of the major problems ruining Hollywood.

[zero]

I'm all for Landry Skywalker... With Obi-Wan's ghost calling him Lance.

[TheSqauredCircleMessiah]

The Jedi Knights have needed a punter for years

[Mick]

Because Star Wars needs someone who looks like retarded Matt Damon

MATT DAMON!

It's shit like this that causes studios to hire pretty boys over people with actual talent. Congratulations, you're a part of one of the major problems ruining Hollywood.

Good. I hope Hollywood burns and they take the MPAA down with them.

[LL!]

I'm all for Landry Skywalker... With Obi-Wan's ghost calling him Lance.

Damn, Luke. Damn.

[TKz]

I was going to retort but I mean, I think it's pretty safe to say lol Mick at this point and move on, right?

[livid]

We may have our first Star Wars cast member: Adam Driver.

I've admittedly not seen much of his work but he must have something if he keeps being courted for huge roles like this.

[Colly]

That's an ugly man. Not as bad as the new Harry Osborn, but still bad.

[Mick]

I never realized Carlos II reincarnated as an actor.

[TKz]

Never seen him act. He's an ugly dude, though. I can't say I'm bothered by his casting past not being a fan of Girls so not really seeing anything special. But hey, if he's not playing Nightwing, me and him are good.

[GoGo Yubari]

He was good in Inside Llewyn Davis, but that part is so radically different from what he'd be doing in Star Wars I can't really use that as a basis. No objections to it, though.

[TKz]

It's kind of hard to care about a role in film we know little about for a role that's probably brand new. Kind of refreshing to have a casting decision related to a product I care about that I can just be like "Yeah, sure, why not?".

[zero]

As a fan of Girls, that is a really, really weird casting decision because that's all I see the guy as. Don't get me wrong, he's really good on the show, but now all I can picture is a really perverted Sith Lord.

[TCO]

Never seen or heard of him before but wow, that guy really isn't easy on the eyes.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

And I thought Bo Dallas' face gave me nightmares. Wow. Never mid falling out of the ugly tree and hitting all the branches, this guy is the ugly tree.