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  1. Motion to fix Skummy's grammatical error in the title for what was formerly the Whiny Bitch Relationship thread??

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      What has annoyed me for ages is the description of the Sports Bar on the main page of the board.

      IT ENDS WITH A COMMA FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      It should go back to being the Sports Bra.

    4. Lineker
  2. Roses are red, violets are blue, Manchester zero, London two.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I'm Vic Steamboat, and I'm no liar

      My goal is to set the whole world on fire

      I'll show Nathan Jones that I'm the best

      I'll set him alight at Fabulous February Fight Fest!

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      I'm Nathan Jones, from Australia, mate

      That Vic Steamboat makes me irate!

      I guarantee he won't pass the test

      When we clash heads at Fabulous February Fight Fest!

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I'm Carlito, Caribbean Cool

      Anyone who voted Giant Bernard is a fool

      Now that my title reign's been laid to rest

      I await my next challenge at Fabulous February Fight Fest!

  3. 11 men got raped in West Yorkshire tonight, police have no Leeds.

  4. The Miz took John Morrison out out the WWE. No JoMo

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    2. KONGO
    3. MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      Ok. I liked it when I was ten. I guess that's not good enough for you!

    4. KONGO
  5. How the fuck have people managed to work out their favourite 100 songs? I could probably name my favourite song, 5 or 6 close favourites and then there'd be about 200 in the group below that :/

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You have to remember that most people here are kids with no lives. And the rest are pretty much adults with no lives.

    3. EWB's Best Poster.
    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      American Males!

  6. Tebow wins the American Football with a throw to another guy or something. That's his job right, he does the throwing?

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    2. -A-

      -A-

      YOU'D NEVER KNOW BY WATCHING HIM, LOL

    3. TKz

      TKz

      I hear he said something about God!

    4. TKz

      TKz

      I hear he said something about God!

  7. i'm going to grow some daffodils, everyone else is growing things and I don't want a beard or a bear.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      its too late, they are out of season!

    2. Matt
    3. Rich

      Rich

      I would love some :)

  8. Gazz, is it true you like to suck off men?

    1. Gazz
    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      He's not very good at it though.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      This is more Gazz's style: lil1.jpg

  9. I'm sure this board was a lot more active last time I was here

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And to think we'd just gotten over our Macheda Fever.

    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      Now it's just Bieber fever.

    3. Matt

      Matt

      Oh har har. :/

  10. I keep having dreams of pinoeers and pirate ships and Bob Dylan :/

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Are you eating cheese after 9?

    2. Matt

      Matt

      That and taking opiates. But I think it's mainly the cheese.

  11. This is going to sound pretty gay. I like boobies. Did I do it right?

  12. Anyone with twitter, tweet something about Johnny Howson going to QPR using #bbcfootball, #QPR and #LUFC hashtags... even if you don't understand what the fuck I'm going on about. Cheers.

  13. Football's a shit game anyway

    1. Colly

      Colly

      And betting on it is a mugs game. Ugh.

  14. "Imagine Sky News for iPad" ... that just sounds like a horrible combination of 2 of the worst things in the first world.

    1. Shona B

      Shona B

      yeah but they would be great in the second world

  15. I've just seen your comment. We want to win the JPT first before we get promoted, that's all... After that we might go for the FA Vase <_<

  16. Yes. That and to be a dick to Canary4Life. Mainly to confuse you, though.

  17. Awww I knew you were a Leeds fan at heart.

  18. Cheers man, glad to know people no longer think I'm dead.

    :blink:

    :P

  19. :( I think we're all abandoning the "Parody someone else's board name" trend now, so I'll change it as soon as I think of something I want to change to.
  20. Looking for words to put in a status.

  21. NETH-ER-LANDS! NETH-ER-LANDS! NETH-ER-LANDS! What? They earnt me some money.

  22. Happy birthday Santa!

  23. Canary4Life, this is all your fault.

  24. Triple H and Stephanie are out in the park with their kids. Stephanie says "Hey, Hunter. Think you could you push the baby?" Triple H replies "Of course, my dear" and proceeds to push the baby because he's quite the gentleman outside of work.

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