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MalaCloudy Black

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  1. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SHAKE MY BLOOD, LEMMY, BUT I WILL JUST FOR YOU.

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      Draw some blood, put it in a tube, and then shake that. It's not rocket science Cloudy.

    2. SRN

      SRN

      But is it rocket surgery?

  2. I think I swallowed a spider leg!

    1. livid

      livid

      But did you eat the bones?

    2. Chris the Human

      Chris the Human

      Sweet Jesus! My commiserations.

  3. Wait, why are you in Canada?

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Wait, goddamnit. For some reason the past week I've confused you and damshow.

  4. There's a guy who works in the deli where I work that looks like a chubbier Grifter. Same hairstyle and all.

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    2. livid
    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      That's what she said.

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      In my village, we have a clone of Summers and Benji

  5. The most annoying thing any time someone famous dies is the legions of people who have to editorialize about it. "He was terrible, I hated him, but RIP anyways!" Shut up.

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    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      It wasn't directed at anyone here.

    3. Owen

      Owen

      I don't see why it would have been directed at you, HeadCheese, you didn't say a bad word about him. But yeah, I do really dislike people who do that, they just have no respect :\

    4. HC

      HC

      I overreacted a bit, not noticing the death topic in Movies and Tv instead of The Lounge. So when I saw your status above mine, I assumed it may have been about me. My bad.

  6. Wasting too much time on TVTropes. Got.. to.. break.. free!

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      No! Stay in your self made prison of delight! Keep on lotus eating!

  7. Tomato Sauce: great scourge or GREATEST scourge?

  8. Let's listen to Tennessee Ernie Ford together.

  9. Saint Peter, don'tcha call me 'cause I can't go - I owe my soul to the company store.

  10. Still a favorite! Still a favorite!

  11. Red tops, blue tops, green tops, yellow tops, purple tops, beige tops, white tops, grey tops, black tops, clear tops, gold tops, pink tops, silver tops, tan tops, aqua tops, orange tops, salt tops, long tops, short tops, 12-12's 58-58's, weed bags, ziplocks, big rocks, coke spots, big glocks, one OT's crumbs chopped, hot pots, one plate, crack spot

  12. Brag about being the tallest guy in the bar, and how tall your buttcrack is.

  13. Take today! Use it to update your substitute teaching blog!

  14. You guys should all check out my Batman: TAS review on http://www.myrottingbrain.com. True fact.

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    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Remove the period from the end of the URL

    3. HC
    4. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      That episode is a classic. I love Joker's bad jokes. You can tell Mark Hamill has so much fun being The Joker.

  15. I have my own personal mascot. That's not stupid, that's cool!

  16. I'm so behind the times. I'm just now getting around to hearing Macklemore's "Thrift Shop". Infectious beat.

  17. My hands are cold. My feet are cold. There's a pile of dishes in the sink despite the fact that I washed them all yesterday. I don't know what to do for lunch. And worst of all, I'm sober.

  18. Noted Amy Poehler Hater, LittleDaniel.

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Noted combo breaker, Meacon Meacon

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      It has to break at some point. I found that breaking point.

    4. VerbalPuke

      VerbalPuke

      He lived a full life on his own terms, soon he will be buried and eaten by worms.

  19. "It's sad there are cures out there [for cancer], but the main steam media is holding them back"

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Cancer is not a single thing. That's why you always hear about "a cure for [X] cancer", they find cures for individual versions of cancer, but it in itself is a massively varied disease.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I always knew Steam was evil!

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