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Taxation is Theft

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  1. All day long the poor guy's been watching helicopters and tomato sauce.

  2. I will never get bingo.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Not with that attitude.

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Get bingo or "get" bingo?

    3. Benji

      Benji

      You sunk my battleship.

  3. Who gets married in Vegas in JULY??

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Admirers of Julius Caesar?

  4. WHAT'S SWAG JACKSON DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      He's a Genuine United States Native.

    2. Benji

      Benji

      US... THE CITIZENS!

  5. Just got pulled over twice for the same reason by the same department. Yeah, I know my plate bulb is out. Your buddy got me about three miles ago.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I had the same thing happen years ago due to a taillight being out. "Do you know your taillight is out?" "I didn't until I was pulled over for it ten minutes ago."

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      It's close to the end of the month. They have a quota to make. Help them out a little bit :P 

  6. How very special are we
    For just a moment to be
    Part of life's eternal rhyme.

  7. You have six weeks to gain twenty pounds so that you can have a New Years' resolution. K go.

  8. If you believe in anything, pray to it. Pray for Donald Trump and his health. I understand that you might hate him or his ideas, but the alternative is far worse.

  9. How many EWB memes can you fit into one sentence?

    The Undertaker, while looking like the Undertaker's dad, got his Japan shit in by performing a WHITE HOT frog splash with requisite between-the-leg clap.

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      Pathetic.

      The Undertaker, who's been to jail, while looking like the Undertaker's dad, is a god damn HURRICANE of professional getting-sent-home-to-shitting, got his Japan shit in by performing a WHITE HOT frog splash with requisite between-the-leg clap set up by THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HULL.

  10. There hasn't been a circular argument in the ring for over a week. Is the board dying?

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      Why did you have to post this? It's happening :/

    3. Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      A ring is a circle, therefore all arguments in The Ring are circular.

    4. Taxation is Theft

      Taxation is Theft

      Fetch. Ima make THAT happen too.

  11. is whatculture supposed to be like an onioned version of buzzfeed?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I think it's supposed to be a buzzfeeded version of the Onion.

    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Or an onion-fed version of Buzz.

  12. my house smells like fried electronics.

  13. So lemme see if i have this right. We hate Gargano, but love Cottonbelly?

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Who are these people? Is the one we like the one that made a video for Tristy?

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      That is the one we like, yes.

    4. GoGo Yubari
  14. Hammond Swiss has just stolen the Superdome.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Stealing the Superdome is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman...

  15. i hate eddie kingston. that is all.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      How can you hate Eddie Kingston?

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Hate is such a strong word... Hmmm... De ja vu

    4. SlicedBread

      SlicedBread

      I hope he cuts an epic promo on you than backfists you to the future where you will see yourself loving Eddie Kingston.

  16. arguing with nameless midwest indy guys is tiring. if youre wondering why my posting isnt up to my normal standards, there ya go.

    1. BuddyAwesome

      BuddyAwesome

      You have no idea how glad I am that you let us know.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      lol, wrestling arguments.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I KNOW MARTIN STONE'S MANAGER!!!!!

  17. no longer too good for a signature

  18. Matt Hardy? Moar liek FAT HARDY!!! Amirite guise?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      They're both fat.

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      He's Matt Softy and he uses the Cinnamon Twist Of Fate and he can't keep a woman!

    4. Taxation is Theft

      Taxation is Theft

      Matt Hardy will not DIE(t)

  19. Fuck Crossbones! vote for Johnny gargano.. and Simon Diamond too i guess.

    1. TGC

      TGC

      No. Vote for Garvin, Crossbones, and Kong

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      CROSSBONES FOREVER, GARGANO NEVER

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Gargoochi is a twit. Your winners are Rugged Awesome Bones.

  20. Your signature has made you instantly and permanently my favorite person.

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