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  1. was wondering. In your opinion, what is the best episode of ROH on HDNet?

  2. "Louder son!!" "Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!"

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all your problems to go away. You cannot keep doing that.

    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      There is a hive of bees outside the front door. We kidnap the queen, extract her alarm pheromones, place them on a flushable wipe and put that in his bathroom.

  3. would like to get a group of writers who are fans of The Office & Wrestling to create a new version of WWE: The Office.

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer
    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I just reread WWE The Office last night during Raw. :P Great stuff.

    3. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      I remember it. The only bad thing was the the shows themselves took a backseat to the backstage shenanigans. I guarantee that more people remember Arn Anderson randomly flashing the 4H handsign during his cutaways than remember the main event of the diary's first pay-per-view.

  4. wishes Alberto Del Rio would contract the spanish announce team to exclusively call his matches.

    1. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      Someone needs to do a diary for that. SOMEBODY!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      If I had the time and the inclination, I would LOVE to write Alberto Del Rio. But I don't and I don't.

  5. I'm being serious this time. Can we please have an EWB award show so the kids in my avatar can win something? They deserve it.

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    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      I'll do red carpet interviews. Ya know, like a black, but slightly less gayer version of Ryan Seacrest.

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      You're a very silly person!

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      And you're an anti-Semite!

  6. I honest to God don't know the origins of my avatar. I saw it some time ago on another website & ripped it. I don't even remember the website. But people keep asking & it's pushing my curiosity to the max. If anyone knows what it's from, please tell me!

  7. thinks Ring of Honor could really use a new announce team for their Pay Per Views.

  8. How the hell are you going to have one good song on an entire cd? I'm looking at you Linkin Park.

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      I know, A Thousand Suns sucks so much dick, it hurts me.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Eddie... Stop putting your dick into CDs

    4. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Too much Electro-Techno crap, Shinoda and Hahn have their hands all over the album, and that's not always a good thing. There's barely any guitars.

  9. So we don't actually come to EWB to discuss various topics, just to make fun of one another? NO ONE TOLD ME!

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      You'll pick it up buddy...

      Just stick to your guns :D

  10. This is the weirdest goddamn hyperbole in history. "FINALLY! Triple H spews REALISTIC LOOKING WATER! Step aside, Fire Pro!" Sorry, those were to be two separate statements. One about how Triple H's water looks amazing now & then, because of the massive amount of features, customization, & roster, SvR11 has the makings to be the best wrestling game to date. Better?
  11. Finally Triple H's spray mist actually looks like mist as opposed to giant chunks of water. SvR11 has the makings to be the best wrestling game to date, no joke.
  12. Codebreaker off a ladder? Fuck it, I'm sold.
  13. has really been enjoying CZW as of late. Quality matches, funny commentary, & ultraviolence.

    1. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      "Is he gonna Triple H it?" is arguably the best line I've heard on commentary in years.

    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      Wow. Which event was that from? I watching Tangled Webb III at the moment & about to start watching Walking on Pins & Needles.

    3. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      The line was from Tournament of Death IV. It was the actual final of the tournament, Zandig came out and they started saying "Is he gonna Triple H it?" like a thousand times. I couldn't stop laughing for ages.

  14. needs advice. I have an XPW game that will soon be a diary. I'm six months in & now have TV. Question, should I just summarize the first six months & do write ups for TV?

    1. Bigal

      Bigal

      I would. It's very easy to get burned out if you're writing stuff that you've already booked months ahead of.

    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      They're only monthly shows, so they wouldn't really take to much to write up, especially with the format I'm going to use. But, more than likely I'll just give a month by month summary then do full write outs after that.

  15. Thanks for all your hard work to keep EWR fun & relevant.
  16. is seriously thinking about training to become a Pro Wrestler. Solid advice would be much appreciated.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      As a major pro wrestling fan, I think the best advice that can be offered to anyone that is considering going into the business is this: don't.

    3. TGWL

      TGWL

      How tall are you? and how much do you weigh? There's a few decent schools in Jersey/New York. I'd stay away from that shithole called philly.

    4. Lj.

      Lj.

      I'm only 5' 9" & I weigh around 190Lbs. Which is some what chubby, but I'm actually more muscular than fat. I figure if I lose twenty pounds, which won't take me long, I'll just need to tone up.

      I know I need to work on my look, but as it, I already have a fairly unique style/look. I realize my height will work against me, but I figure my overall demeanor would resemble someone like a Kenny King or Jay Lethal.

  17. Why is it so hard to find Dragon Gate results from 2004/2005?

  18. That's what I said! But I live in Oklahoma, so anyone in skinny jeans is emo.
  19. Not to mention when people see Michael Cera, it turns them away from the movie. Not sure why, but I've talked to at least a dozen people who called it an "emo" film, without seeing it, just because Michael Cera is starring in it. But most of them are the same people who like to watch Jersey Shore, so.
  20. Hold it down boy your head's getting blurred.

  21. Will someone write a, ya know, good InVasion diary?

    1. TGWL

      TGWL

      Like with HHH being injury free and teaming with Austin already, and WWE having to count on him and Austin to lead team WWF?

    2. 9 to 5
  22. I'd actually like to see all the GTA's come together & make one massive, almost endless, game. Oh, and for Max Payne to randomly jack into The Matrix to finally put on the ultimate showdown with Neo. Sunglasses & pain pills everywhere!
  23. No doubt. We'll never find out where those sailors are otherwise. How cool would another Road Rash game be? Given gaming's hard-on for old franchises, I'm actually surprised nobody's made a shot at this one. Buy some motorcycle properties, give players every weapon imaginable, and just turn them loose. You could make that game in fifteen minutes. It would be a perfect Wii game actually, minus the whole Wii only coming out with kid/tween games. But I could definitely see a lot of drunken nights leaning with a Wii controller while piloting a motorcycle, then randomly swinging it towards my side pretending it's a chain and/or billy club.
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