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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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You... look rather pale. Could be ataxia. It's quite a problem back home in Cyrodiil.
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Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures...
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The Riverwood Trader is open for business!
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Who can tell me, why, in 1975, we pulled our forces out of Vietnam?
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MAXX WINS! MAXX WINS!
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<<MOVIE QUOTE>>
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What I said was history. Everyone else fails.
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Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!
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So, they used a line of Dawn of the Dead to what, I can only presume to be the theme from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly?!
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Yes. Then gorillas started attacking. And it was glorious.
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Damn dirty apes.
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All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
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The first and last Zero missions were easy, but the middle one (with the vans), the initial release of the game had a bug so that fuel was constantly draining, when it should have only happened when you hit the gas. Made it damn near impossible.
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I never did any of the Zero missions on any playthrough. The first one was a right ballache. Flying got a lot easier the second time though.
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I never did any of the Zero missions on any playthrough. The first one was a right ballache. Flying got a lot easier the second time though.
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This board will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
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Unless my clock isn't right because we are on daylight savings? It's ticked in the options panel thingy though.
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If you say you were lying, that's good enough for me.
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I hate to point out the obvious, but could you both, possibly, be on opposite sides of the US?
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Ten years since X7.....damn.
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PHBR got it.
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This also means it's 10 years to the day that I watched my first wrestling event.
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Rhyno stole the show.
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DENTAL PLAN!
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DENTAL PLAN!
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Lisa needs braces!
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DENTAL PLAN!
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JP SOUSA! THE WHOLE F'N MOOK!
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Mr. MookMahon
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Mooky Savage
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Mooker T
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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
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Now hold on there, that's dangerous thinking!
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transphobes! the lot of you!
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That's not what Jeff said.
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Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world, She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
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He's clearly quoting Bo Dallas, guys. Sheesh.
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Holy shit, just as I'm reading this an Anchorman trailer just came on the TV... with that song.
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Quoting The Losers obv.
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How many lights do you see?
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Spoonhead!
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*zaps Stoke*
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There are five. Prisoner, how many lights do you see?
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Dr. Sam Becket never returned home.
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He used to pal around with Andy the Gian.
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Eh, I prefer Carson Beckett.
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Spoilers, ass.
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Buying XL polo shirts that end up being too big FTMFW!
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I need S but I wear XL cause I'm a wigga!
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Eddie's talking about kids sizes too ¬¬
I can fit L but I have a long(ish) torso so I wear XL
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I'm a large, but I have some XLs too, in case I'm felling fat. I like the system.
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EWB: Hard on bots.
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</thatsthejoke>
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Oh right
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Botman the dark spammer
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RIP James Garner.
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My mum absolutely loved Maverick
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Aww msn
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(The Voice of ) God (in God The Devil and Bob) is dead.
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What are the rules?
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When you've just turned black and you can't switch back, well got gotta go and find out the rules.
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Oh I think we just found out a new rule.
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Rules?
Where we're going, we don't need rules.
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They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!
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Mick needs a cup of Tea.
Earl Grey
Hot
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Coffee. Black.
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Maybe Mr. Boddy killed the cook!
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Communism was just a red herring.
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Dinner wasn't that bad.
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How can you make jokes at a time like this?!
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Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!
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Dawn of the Dead, Plubby.
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When there's no more room in Hell the dead shall walk the Earth.
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Ta.
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It's that time again!
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Why? It isn't random, it's set to do it at that time. Plus nobody can read it since the board has sort of crashed.
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I think you've broken his heart, Quom.
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I am a horrible bastard!
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A Slime draws near! Command?
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Machismo attempts to flee! BUT THE ENEMY BLOCKS THE WAY! Command?
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FAP.
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Benji casts Fap! No effect! Slime attacks! Benji takes 1 damage! Command?
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I think it's time to blow this thing, get everybody and their stuff together. Okay, 3, 2, 1, let's jam.
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See you, Space Cowboy.
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I call Jet!
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God bless nerds and geeks
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O Hai!
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Please... My country doesn't even have an army :|
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It will soon. MY ARMY!
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I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
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Gotta choose a Christmas Movie; what do you guys think, Die Hard or Lethal Weapon?
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Saw.
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I can only assume that was a typo and you meant to ask "Die Hard or Die Hard 2?"
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The guy who does movie reviews for the local papers recommended either American Psycho or The Shining.
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FINISH THE FUCKING STORY, MAN! What happened....what about those glands?
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Nobody's gonna finish the fucking story? :'(
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I don't think there was ending to that story, was there? He just kept telling him "You took too much, man. Too much. Too much"
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Maybe...you could just....shove me into the pool...or something.
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