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  1. What was I laughing about? Oh, yes. That crippled Irishman.

  2. What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?

  3. What's the Grog up to these days?

  4. What's this I hear about Roy Keane going off to manage in Turkey?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      He was pleased to find someone who hated Leeds as much as he does.

  5. When a walker bites chuck norris, the walker turns into chuck norris.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      So does that make the Walker, Texas Ranger?

  6. When you standing next to me, Yea, I know you feel the power, It's feeling that you get, When you faced your final hour, Everything you ever had, Yeah it's tasting kinda sour,

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      it's all about ME

      it's all about THE POWER

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      The man, the myth, the legend (in the courtroom anyway), David Otunga.

  7. Where's me bloody Pizza Brenchill?

    1. brenchill
    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      HEY BREN.

      PIZZA'S GOIN' OUT.

      C'MAAAAAAAHN.

  8. Where's my prozac you thieving bastard!!!!

  9. Where's Trent?

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Last time I saw him selling slushies at the concession stand.

    2. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      Booking PRW Burnout and preparing to screwjob Hugh de Aske again.

  10. Where's your bronze swimming certificate then?

  11. Which of these hypothetical running gags, would you prefer?

  12. Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

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    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      No, Mick, I don't think it's Triple H. Also you misspelled Triple H.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I heard he was responsible for holding back the electric car and making Steve Guttenberg a star, though that hasn't been 100% confirmed.

    4. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Is it the infamous Chinese gangster Wi Du?

  13. Who is better looking, Ellis or David Beckham?

  14. Who is better looking, Ellis or metalman?

  15. Who is better looking, Ruel Fox or metalman?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I think the better question is who is better looking, Raul Fox or David Forlan?

  16. Who is EWB's quintessential poster?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      I was hoping this was going to be some sort of game show.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      A 32 year old black man who still lives on the streets.

    4. kaya
  17. Who is this mysterious Sally anyway?

  18. Who was EWB's best poster before EWB's best poster? This is like the chicken and the egg all over again.

    1. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Egg came first. No mystery there.

    2. NobBe Nobbs
    3. RoHitman Reigns

      RoHitman Reigns

      You have never been an option for the best Ethan so that's a lie you were in the running.

  19. Who will challenge Afa Anoai Jr?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Coming soon from the people who brought you 2011's smash hit 'Who will challenge Carlito?' and its less financially successful sequels 'Who will challenge Debojit Bhowmick?' 'Who will challenge Thomas Callaghan?' and 'Who will challenge Nathan Jones?' and the one that started it all that has been forgotten over time, 'Who will challenge Sean Morley?

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      NOTE: the makers of 'Who will challenge Giant Bernard?', 'Who will challenge Gunther Von Karma?', 'Who will challenge L.A. Par-K?' and 'Who will challenge Who?' were unavailable for comment

  20. Who will challenge Erik "Carl Erikson" Carlson?

  21. Who will challenge Kaney? Benji apparently.....

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I'll get the poll ready......or when Vince Russo shows up, he can get the pole ready.

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      I would beat Benji to death with a shovel.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Talk about a burial.

  22. Who will Challenge Linekito?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      The Jew God, when he dies. "What's all this about bacon sandwiches?"

  23. Who will challenge Prince Devitt?

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