Redefine Sick

Probably cause you're contributing to the ongoing downfall of humanity.

So, I'm stupid for having a child because...?

The fact that you've yet to comprehend it just proves the point.

plus, mideon had a huge impact :@

Now just think, Sousa. If I died today, that'd be on your conscience. And you'd be so, so, so very sad.

Pretty sure we'd hold a parade in his honour.

Ouch. School'd.

McDonald's fries are cooked in beef flavoured oil. YES! YES! YES!

Bryan is a vegan for health issues, not because he is opposed to meat. If his body could handle the oil they cook the fries in there's really no reason he wouldn't eat it, other than living the gimmick.

Derp de derp

I HERPED WHEN I SHOULD HAVE DERPED.

I HERPED WHEN I SHOULD HAVE DERPED.

Pirates bury money. Maybe you should fucking think before you post.

Ahahaha. You're cute.

And considering it's a song from a pirate movie...

And I am a Pokémon girl!

Wait...

orly?

Don't Panic?

I know you are, but what am I?

*I know you are, and so am I.

I never denied being a cunt.

The cold has already gotten to the rest of my party. Even now they gibber nonsense to themselves in a feeble attempt to keep sane. It's only a matter of time before we turn to cannibalism. I no longer fear death.

That response is so appropriate is mind-numbingly lulzy.

Thanks for the heads up.

The woman at my uni's bursary was telling me about this upcoming event while I was paying for this semester's tuition fees. I suggested she start a Facebook event and invite me.

No

Sucks to be you, then.

gay

I think Lukie's more of a DBZ kind of guy.

Welcome back, you've missed out on a lot lol

Have I really though?

That explains the horrible racism and overtly sexual gayness.

No, that was just you.

In my genius abscess I have been pimped out,

SWAG!