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  1. HC

    I want something else, to get me through this, semi-charmed kinda life bayebee

  2. HC

    Come sail away! Come sail away! Come sail away with me!

  3. HC

    I'm sorry Steve Austin. I can't marry you.

  4. HC

    Plato's Republic isn't the easiest text to binge read.

  5. HC

    That American Horror Story: Coven show looks fucking terrible.

  6. HC

    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

  7. HC

    Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      Come on! We showed tons of loyalty and respect, that's two out of three!

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      And I am LARS

  8. HC

    I can't believe the ghost of Gus Fring returned and murdered Jesse with a chicken bone. Jesus, Breaking Bad.

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    2. Owen

      Owen

      depends. Maxx can be Jeff Hardy if he wants, but he'd probably make more sense as the referee...

    3. HC

      HC

      Maxx is more like the drunk fan that shouts obscenities at everyone.

    4. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG!

  9. HC

    Boners, boners, boners, boners! There are boners inside of you!

  10. HC

    I just noticed how similar Ryback looks to Steve Wilkos.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      He also looks strikingly similar to Skip Sheffield.......and Bill Goldberg

  11. HC

    Behbee, it's 3 a.m I must be lonely!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      AH WANNA PUSH YOU AY-ROWN, WELL AH WILL, WELL AH WILL

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      AH WANNA TAKE YOU FUH GRANNAD

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      It's sad but I am actually a fan of their first couple albums.

  12. HC

    Shoutout to the crazy hippie guy running around screaming about war on campus earlier today. Now it feels like college!

    1. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      So jealous. I never got to go

    2. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      Haha, nice! My OC day is tomorrow, hopefully just as crazy

    3. Noah

      Noah

      •Oh, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?

  13. HC

    Can't understand a word of what my math professor is saying though his thick accent. It's like getting a lecture from The Iron Sheik.

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      MAKE SURE TO FACK CHECK EVERYTHING!

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      DISPROVE MY THEOREMS? FUCK YOU IN ASS! MAKE YOU HUMBLE!

    3. Rich

      Rich

      I once had a guy like that for Math

  14. HC

    Did a 17 mile bike tour last night, and my only takeaway is that the majority of cyclists are rude douchebags.

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    2. HC

      HC

      Well, I did so...

    3. Owen

      Owen

      Well, the word is only 25 miles long. statistics say that he probably did meet the majority of cyclists.

    4. Owen

      Owen

      world, even.

  15. HC

    I have to stop waiting until the last minute on shit. Spending an hour haggling with the financial aid office over a refund check is not fun.

  16. HC

    One more week until college. I am truly dreading it.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I loved college so much that I work there now.

    3. SilentHitman

      SilentHitman

      So far it's been good, granted I haven't stared classes yet...

    4. IDOL

      IDOL

      Fuck, I wish I was going back to college this week. This was one of the biggest party weeks!

  17. HC

    See my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest!

  18. HC

    Any reason why Brock Lesnar is the number one trending topic on Yahoo?

    1. HC

      HC

      Besides being BROCK LESNAR, of course

    2. Mick

      Mick

      He got a kitten.

  19. HC

    So people are actually seeing Grown Ups 2? Adam Sandler hasn't even attempted to make a good movie since Funny People.

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    2. HC

      HC

      On another note, I feel like ranking and reviewing Sandler films now, if only to fully express how terrible some of them are.

    3. SRN

      SRN

      There are no good or funny Adam Sandler movies. Except maybe Reign Over Me.

    4. Ant

      Ant

      Why does nobody like Little Nicky? Or The Waterboy?

  20. HC

    Every DMV within a reasonable distance is booked until October. Guess who gets to ride the city bus the first month of college. Yeah, fuck me.

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    2. HC

      HC

      Hmm, that's strange but convenient. Sadly, you have to get it through the DMV in Tennessee.

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Keep calling. People cancel their appointments.

    4. Pizza

      Pizza

      I drove my sister 4 hours because everything in a reasonable distance was booked solid, and we could do that place on two days notice.

      C-Mil is right. Some places here even allow walk ins to replace cancellations. If you're 5 minutes or less from one, wouldn't hurt to check it out in person.

  21. HC

    Managed to crash my car into the sidewalk while trying to turn into my driveway....I suck.

  22. HC

    Rocking out to some Carole King and staying up late to see my AP scores. Nerd life, this is basic academics.

  23. HC

    My god the new Simpsons episodes are devoid of anything remotely funny. How much longer is it going to go? Still better than the Seth MacFarlane monopoly.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Probably when people stop watching them despite knowing that the show's been getting worse and worse for over a decade :P

    2. apsham

      apsham

      The worst part is how every episode now revolves around a fucking guest voice, which used to be special. The worst of it was how they were promoting someone voicing a character who was "finally an intellectual equal for Lisa" which has been done how many times already?

    3. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      When the Simpsons renounce their godless liberal Communist ways, then the show will be done.

  24. HC

    I feel so good if I just say the WOOOORRRRDDD....

  25. HC

    No one told me working out would be so much work. Why can't I just eat Cheetos and grow a six pack!?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      1) I think "Work" is the keyword there and 2) Beer cans don't grow on trees.

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