HC

@Ace Berimmer

Time to gamble
 

RB Clyde Edward-Helaire, KC

@Your Mom

while we wait for @Pooker reminder that you can PM a short list of players if you know you will be away for several hours. Just so we can fish this draft before 2021

13 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I don't know why but I was sure I could grab Henry in round 2

not after that monstrous season he had last year

WR Michael Thomas

@damsher hatfield

@Slogger will get some leniency haha

also if your pick is coming up soon and you have to sleep send me a list, even if just one name.

Aussies slowing down both drafts!

EWBFF Dean Spanos League 

Greetings friends! Like Frosty the Snowman, I have returned after my annual hiatus now that the season is upon us. Welcome back to another year of the B-League. As usual, it's nice to see most everyone come back. This will be my 7th year running this league and my 8th participating with you all, and it means quite a bit to me to come back to stomp you jabronies every year. (insert reminder that I am the only 3 time league champ). I don't quite have the free time I used to due to med school, so I will keep this intro pretty bare bones. Our league name gimmick this year is shitty owners, and it doesn't get much shittier than the guy who moved his team to a town where they are now the third most popular team behind the Rams and Raiders. Also, do to COVID we will be expanding IR spots to the max and cutting 1 roster spot to ensure a deeper free agency pool. That means the draft will now be 14 rounds instead of 15. Also a reminder that we let an A-leaguer win our league last year, so let's not allow that to happen again. I will be pulling double duty in their league this year to get our revenge!

Quick Notes (cheaply pasted from last year's thread)
- Draft will last 14 rounds (We are dropping a bench spot this year to make the draft quicker and free agency better. IR spots will be maxed out as well)
- Order is obviously snake-style, meaning if Maxx for example picks last in round 1 then he picks first in round 2.
- I will keep the draft results updated in this post. Make sure you look over it before making a pick to avoid picking someone already taken.
- We're playing under 1 PPR rules. Passing TDs are worth 7 points a piece, meaning QBs are a little more valuable
- Roster consists of: 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE, 3 FLEX(RB/WR/TE), 1 K, 1 DEF, 5 Bench Spots. 
- Waivers will be rolling and reset weekly with lowest record getting top dibs
- Draft will start TODAY
- Each person gets 12 hours to make their pick. Time limit may be shortened if we run too slowly towards the later rounds. Try to move quickly.
- Be a pal and tag the person who picks after you so they know it's their turn.
- I'll be lenient on late picks in the first couple of rounds, but as we move along if you don't have a list you're getting Yahoo's best available at a position of need, with the option to correct the pick if you make it back before the next person.
- If you think you might get busy, be asleep, etc, please send me a list of players you want, in order. This makes everything run so much smoother and prevents you from missing a pick. I will do my best to PM you guys when you're up but no guarantees, so please consider giving me a list. Lists will be critical to finishing the draft on time as we get deeper and time limits shorten.

- @caMeron esposiTo Forbes is the deputy commish and I trust her to make the tough calls should I be unavailable. 

@Ace Berimmer @Slogger @Essa @DYSI @Maxx @DFF @DavidMarrio @JMarushin @Pooker @Jake O. Rhodes

https://imgur.com/a/MfTHuUm

I cannot figure how how to embed this, but

Round 1
1) Slogger - RB Christian McCaffrey, Panthers
2) Pooker - QB Lamar Jackson, Ravens
3) Forbes - RB Saquon Barkley, Giants
4) Essa - QB Patrick Mahomes, Chiefs
5) DFF - RB Ezekiel Elliot, Cowboys
6) Berober - WR Michael Thomas, Saints
7) Maxx - RB Derrick Henry, Titans
8 ) Jmarushin - RB Alvin Kamara, Saints
9) HC - RB Dalvin Cook, Vikings
10)DavidMarrio - WR Devante Adams, Packers
11) DYSI - WR Tyreek Hill, Chiefs
12) Jake Rhodes - RB Miles Sanders, Eagles

Round 2
13) Jake Rhodes - RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire, Chiefs
14) DYSI - TE George Kittle, 49ers
15) DavidMarrio - WR Julio Jones, Falcons
16) HC - TE Travis Kelce, Chiefs
17) Jmarushin - RB Joe Mixon, Bengals
18) Maxx - RB Josh Jacobs, Raiders
19) Berober - RB Austin Ekeler, Chargers
20) DFF - RB Nick Chubb, Browns
21) Essa - RB Aaron Jones, Packers
22) Forbes - WR Deandre Hopkins, Arizona
23) Pooker - RB Raheem Mostert, 49ers
24) Slogger - WR Chris Godwin, Buccaneers

Round 3
25) Slogger - RB Kenyan Drake, Cardinals
26) Pooker - WR Mike Evans, Buccaneers
27) Forbes - WR Allen Robinson, Bears
28) Essa - WR Amari Cooper, Cowboys
29) DFF - WR Kenny Golladay, Lions
30) Berober - WR Adam Thielen, Vikings
31) Maxx - WR DJ Moore, Panthers
32) Jmarushin - TE Mark Andrews, Ravens
33) HC - WR Odell Beckham, Browns
34) DavidMarrio - RB Chris Carson, Seahawks
35) DYSI - WR Robert Woods, Rams
36) Jake Rhodes - TE Zach Ertz, Eagles

Round 4
37) Jake Rhodes - RB Leonard Fournette, Jaguars
38) DYSI - WR Juju Smith-Schuster, Steelers
39) DavidMarrio - RB Melvin Gordon, Broncos
40) HC - RB James Conner, Steelers
41) Jmarushin - QB Dak Prescott, Cowboys
42) Maxx - QB Kyler Murray, Cardinals
43) Berober - RB Todd Gurley, Falcons
44) DFF - QB Russell Wilson, Seahawks
45) Essa - TE Darren Waller, Raiders
46) Forbes - RB Le'Veon Bell, Jets
47) Pooker - TE Hunter Henry, Chargers
48) Slogger - WR Cooper Kupp, Rams

Round 5
49) Slogger - WR Calvin Ridley, Falcons
50) Pooker - WR AJ Brown, Titans
51) Forbes - WR Tyler Lockett, Seahawks
52) Essa - RB Mark Ingram, Ravens
53) DFF - RB David Johnson, Texans
54) Berober - QB Deshaun Watson, Texans
55) Maxx - WR DK Metcalf, Seahawks
56) JMaurshin - WR Julian Edelman, Patriots
57) HC - WR Keenan Allen, Chargers
58) DavidMarrio - QB Matt Ryan, Falcons
59) DYSI - QB Drew Brees, Saints
60) Jake Rhodes - RB Jonathan Taylor, Colts

Round 6
61) Jake Rhodes - WR Terry McLaurin, Football Team
62) DYSI - RB Devin Singletary, Bills
63) DavidMarrio - TE Evan Engram, Giants
64) HC - RB Kareem Hunt, Browns
65) JMarushin - RB De'Andre Swift, Lions
66) Maxx - WR DJ Chark, Jaguars
67) Berober - WR DeVante Parker, Dolphins
68) DFF - WR TY Hilton, Colts
69) Essa - WR Hollywood Brown, Ravens
70) Forbes - QB Josh Allen, Bills
71) Pooker - RB Kerryon Johnson, Lions
72) Slogger - QB Carson Wentz, Eagles

Round 7
73) Slogger - WR AJ Green, Bengals
74) Pooker - WR Courtland Sutton, Broncos
75) Forbes - TE Tyler Higbee, Rams
76) Essa - WR Tyler Boyd, Bengals
77) DFF - WR Stefon Diggs, Bills
78) Berober - RB David Montgomery, Bears
79) Maxx - WR Jarvis Landry, Browns
80) JMarushin - WR Henry Ruggs III, Raiders
81) HC - QB Matt Stafford, Lions
82) DavidMarrio - WR Marvin Jones, Lions
83) DYSI - WR Dionate Johnson, Steelers
84) Jake Rhodes - RB Cam Akers, Rams

Round 8
85) Jake Rhodes - JK Dobbins, Ravens
86) DYSI - RB Ronald Jones, Buccaneers
87) DavidMarrio - RB Marlon Mack, Colts
88) HC - WR Jamison Crowder, Jets
89) JMarushin - WR Sterling Shepherd, Giants
90) Maxx - QB Tom Brady, Buccaneers
91) Berober - RB James White, Patriots
92) DFF - WR Michael Gallup, Cowboys
93) Essa - RB Matt Brieda, Vikings
94) Forbes - RB Tarik Cohen, Bears
95) Pooker - 49ers Defense
96) Slogger - TE Hayden Hurst, Atlanta Falcons

Round 9
97) Slogger - RB Jordan Howard, Eagles
98) Pooker - RB Phillip Lindsay, Broncos
99) Forbes - RB Latavious Murray, Saints
100) Essa - WR Darius Slayton, Lions
101) DFF - RB Tevin Coleman, 49ers
102) Berober - WR Will Fuller, Texans
103) Maxx - TE Jared Cook, Saints 
104) JMarushin - TE Rob Gronkowski, Buccaneers
105) HC - WR Emmanuel Sanders, Saints
106) DavidMarrio - Steelers Defense
107) DYSI - WR Anthony Miller, Bears
108) Jake Rhodes - WR Mike Williams, Chargers

Round 10
109) Jake Rhodes - WR Brandin Cooks, Texans
110) DYSI - TE Noah Fant, Broncos
111) DavidMarrio - TE Jonnu Smith, Titans
112) HC - QB Daniel Jones, Giants
113) JMarushin - RB Alexander Mattison, Vikings
114) Maxx -RB Zack Moss, Buffalo Bills
115) Berober - TE Austin Hooper, Cleveland Browns
116) DFF - RB Tony Pollard, Dallas Cowboys
117) Essa - WR Jerry Jeudy, Denver Broncos
118) Forbes - WR CeeDee Lamb, Dallas Cowboys
119) Pooker - WR Christian Kirk, Arizona Cardinals
120) Slogger - QB Aaron Rodgers, Packers

Round 11
121) Slogger - Ravens Defense
122) Pooker - RB Ke'Shawn Vaughn, Buccaneers
123) Forbes - QB Ryan Tannehill, Titans
124) Essa - Bills Defense
125) DFF - TE Mike Gesicki, Dolphins
126) Berober - WR John Brown, Bills
127) Maxx - WR Preston Williams, Dolphins
128) JMarushin - Patriots Defense
129) HC - RB Antonio Gibson, Football Team
130) DavidMarrio - QB Jimmy Garappolo, 49ers
131) DYSI - TE Noah Fant, Broncos
132) Jake Rhodes - Bears Defense

Round 12
133) Jake Rhodes - QB Jared Goff, Rams
134) DYSI - Seahawks Defense
135) DavidMarrio - RB Sony Michel, Patriots
136) HC - TE Chris Herndon, Jets
137) JMarushin - QB Joe Burrow, Bengals
138) Maxx - TE TJ Hockenson, Lions
139) Berober - QB Cam Newton, Patriots
140) DFF - Saints Defense
141) Essa - WR Mecole Hardman, Chiefs
142) Forbes - TE Blake Jarwin, Cowboys
143) Pooker - WR Deebo Samuel, 49ERS
144) Slogger - TE Jack Doyle, Colts

Round 13
145) Slogger - K Harrison Butker, Chiefs
146)Pooker - K Justin Tucker, Ravens
147) Forbes - K Wil Lutz
148) Essa - QB Ben Roethilisberger, Steelers
149) DFF - TE Dallas Goedert, Eagles
150) Berober - K Greg Zuerlein, Rams
151) Maxx - RB Darrell Henderson Jr, Rams
152) Jmarushin - WR Dede Westbrook, Jaguars
153) HC - Chiefs Defense

@Maxxif no other b leaguer wants to pull double duty, I'll do it.

@DYSI was the original creator of the fractional points. How it is b league tradition.

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

Can't do 2 QBs in 12 team leagues, it doesn't leave enough starters left over for fill in even in non pandemic years.

FIRST OF ALL B LEAGUE IS A SOVEREIGN NATION FREE TO DO AS IT WANTS.

but yes maxx is right 

@DYSIand @EssaDM me your emails for a league invite

@DYSI welcome back king!

11 hours ago, DavidMarrio said:

A pandemic won't stop the Shitfuck Bitchasses @HC

In

Well with DM in, it looks we preserve the B-League core of me, Berober, Forbes, Slogger, DM, DFF that's been running 6-7 years strong at this point haha.

Paton and SeanD hope to see you guys back one day!

@DavidMarrio

@Paton

@SeanDMan

@JMarushin

I think specifically 2 QBs. We play in a 6pt TD league so anyone not playing 2 QBs would be at a big disadvantage. But I’ll put a bunch of options in a poll once we get a league page  

B-leaguers assemble!

- Also, yeah, I was thinking this might be the year to get crazy and do 2 QBs

As usual, thanks to everyone for a fun season. Hope to see you all next summer!

On the downside, a 7-7 A leaguer won the title

on the upside, berober still doesn’t have as many championships as me

9 hours ago, DavidMarrio said:

Integrity of the B League went a long time ago when my team got renamed the shitfuck bitchasses and I've never bothered changing it since and instead embraced it

The greatest team name in B league history

Berober, you better get the job done!

Fantasy football is a cruel mistress, @caMeron esposiTo Forbes

Truly an epic squad, though!

best of luck to @Maxx and @Ace Berimmer in the championship!

The giant has been toppled!

So now my options to root for are Maxx or Berober....

I'm rooting for a tie

And before anyone replies, yes I am attempting to jinx @Maxx

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

What’s the point of division if you just reseed the playoffs? 

Division winners get the top 2 seeds I believe. After that, it's by record.

Although I'd probably be bummed too drawing Forbes round 1

EWBFF running its own invasion angle

6 hours ago, DavidMarrio said:

I miss 2017/18 when I won the league. Ever since then I've finished 9th and more than likely gonna be in a similar position again. 

The Shitfuckbitchasses have well and truly shit the bed. Should have been a sign when Andrew Luck retired after I drafted him

Oh you mean the season you robbed me of what would now be my 4th league title. Good times indeed 😫