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  1. hey guys. how was raw? worth a watch?

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      I'm ashamed that took me 3 read through's to get it.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      The actual good parts will be replayed 10 times in the next week or so.

    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      The actual good parts will be replayed 10 times in the next week or so.

  2. Yo Kirkles. What happened?

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    2. Summers

      Summers

      It's shitty man. You have my condolences. I love cats. Hope you figure out who did it.

    3. Pizza

      Pizza

      Probably stupid kids/teenagers. Kids are assholes. We used to have lots of squirrels come to our backyard because my grandma fed them, and I remember finding a dead one in the winter because someone had shaved all it's fur except for a mohawk.

    4. Adam

      Adam

      Eurgh, that is sickening Pizza. It's as if some kids don't understand that animals are living creatures and not playthings of humans. My condolences too Kirkland, it must be awful. I love cats and if somebody harmed mine I would probably try and murder them.

  3. Why is Rich in my city?

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    2. Gazz
    3. Summers

      Summers

      Why is he really?

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      He got a job working as an accountant in the city centre.

  4. who likes it when Dev flows, with her bass down low?

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    2. Summers

      Summers

      it's like la la la la, la la la la, la la la la..

    3. Gazz
    4. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I prefer it when your ears hang low and they wobble to and fro

  5. anybody on ewb capable of designing Maori tattoos?

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    2. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      Quom's right. It takes a certain amount of Maori status to design tattoos, if it's ever done at all anymore. Highly unlikely one would be found on EWB.

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      I'd imagine walking around central England with a maori tattoo wouldn't get your head kicked in...

    4. Summers

      Summers

      Yeah man, there's so many Maori's in Birmingham, I'd certainly get my face smashed into the floor. Quom, you should talk to the Maori guys who sell templates for 40 dollars over the internet, because they're quite clearly breaking the rules. :o

  6. boys, how was RAW?

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    2. botchedpiledriver
    3. TKz

      TKz

      It was okay. YouTube the last 10 minutes, maybe don't bother with rest.

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      If you hate Brodus Clay then the main event is awesome.

  7. BIRMINGHAM BASED EWBERS. come play football with me & gazz today?

    1. Noah

      Noah

      So did anyone go?

    2. Summers

      Summers

      yeah.. every member did. but you didn't. what's up with that?

    3. Gazz
  8. who wants to donate cash for my honeymoon? you, sir, you look like you do? well step right up..

    1. Gazz
    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      20p, some flint and a button.

    3. Summers

      Summers

      i needed a button, score.

  9. the guy below me is a plum.

    1. Dingle

      Dingle

      The biggest fucking plum. -2 for bb30.

    2. RoHitman Reigns

      RoHitman Reigns

      Now technically Jouzy is the big plum because he commented first. hello there plummy Jouzy

    3. Dingle
  10. drunk as fuck.

    1. tomroe

      tomroe

      If this was Facebook, I would like this post

    2. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I would share it with my "friends"

    3. Lint

      Lint

      Funk as druck!

  11. so it's Saturday. football day. send Gazz a bbm to see if he's up.. looks like no. LAZY BASTARD.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Slept for 13hrs, which is about the same amount Summ gets per week :)

    2. Summers

      Summers

      That's very true.

  12. just got EWbraped.

    1. King Ellis
    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      What kind of a cunt would do such a thing? ¬_¬

  13. is RAW gonna bore the shit out of me today?

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      It bored the shit out of me.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      Look on the bright side. It's great for your bowels!

  14. So glad Braeden is working. Braeden isn't even a real name.

    1. Braeden

      Braeden

      Hah coming from someone named Summers!? You sound like some fine prostitute.... psst meet me around the corner ;)

    2. Summers

      Summers

      I don't work your mothers turf, soz bub. & also I'm not 'named' Summers. KUTGW.

  15. Following the recent riots across the cities in England... the French have surrendered.

    1. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      God damn cheese eating surrender monkeys

    2. TCO

      TCO

      Le Lightsaber terrible!

  16. It's time for the fuckin' Teletubbies.. It's okay to envy my life.

    1. VerbalPuke

      VerbalPuke

      Everyday of mine is Sprout. The Wiggles, Barney, Cailou, Kipper the Dog, Berenstein Bears.

  17. today Summ is tired from battle.

  18. Everyone vote for the Chilli Peppers in the music club to spite Steeb!

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      This reminded me to put the Jonathan Ross show on record, they're performing on it.

  19. totes buying a Dolph Ziggler shirt soon.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      It's not showing off if you back it up.

  20. nah man. send one to johnny.holmes@live.co.uk if you can.

  21. All the cool kids get 3 stars.

  22. Shake it all about!

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