Benji

Eh, it's not worth it. I see where you're coming from--I don't agree per se, but I see your point. Sorry, Kirkland--wasn't my goal to offend if I did.

I didn't even take that as a joke since, well, it's something worth asking.

The joke was fine, it wasn't about the cats and he had asked a worthwhile question first.

Do you know what would have made it less awkward? Signing up for secret Santa.

lol no

Do it or I will guilt you!

You realise you can be minimised?!

Meacon, fetch me my shrink ray!

Quiet! I'll make you teensy!

Well played.

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And Bingo was his name-o

Which we will then rank.

We'll then put them into a round robin tourney.

Which will decide their order of entry for a battle royale.

The WWE Champions one will win.

Owl you didn't kno-hoot?!

Don't talk about shit like that

I love you Benji, never change.

Cockatoo, surely?

This particular prostitute was also a fan of French playwright Jean Cocteau, and got her words mixed up when Googling things. I say we don't blame her and just enjoy her play on words.

If people want to make a new diary, I don't see why they have to go through all this pomp and circumstance just to post it. Why can't we just let people be creative without all the added pressure of deadlines? I suppose what I'm saying is can't we get beyond Thunderdome?

I'll tell you what I told another poster - that's mad, Maxx.

Quick flash the srar signal!

You can't make me!

It should be IYH: RIP Tatanka

That looks very fun. I shall look forward to that.

*flicks Benji in the butt*