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Status Updates posted by Lineker

  1. Christmas Message #472, EWB!!

  2. come on the Socceroos!

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    2. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      *sigh* it's called football

    3. Rich

      Rich

      Also Inever liked Socceroos, seems too comical, I was more hoping for someithng like "Soccerdiles!" >_>

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I know it's called football. Hell I'm English. You just get used to calling it soccer after living in Australia for so long.

      Rugby league = football, here.

  3. cure for hiccups?

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    2. Nerf
    3. Pesci

      Pesci

      Josh's tactic works for me too. When I tell people they're always surprised but it's always cured mine. Just nail it, wait a few seconds before breathing to regain yourself and that's what works for me. You've probably gotten rid of them by now anyway >_>

    4. Maxx

      Maxx

      Asphyxiation

  4. DISCO FEVER

    1. Noah

      Noah

      You should really get that checked out by your local GP.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      You should really get that checked out by your local GP.

  5. don't forget about the clocks going back in one hours time, EWBrits!

  6. donate to Children in Need if you haven't already folks! Text Pudsey to 70705!.

  7. Dusty Rhodes is on Twitter. Beedness just pick up!

  8. Ellis? More like Smellis.

  9. Everybody watch Raw.

    1. Meacon Keaton
    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Funniest status I have seen for awhile.

  10. EWB - such a rich history of trolling!

  11. EWB is rapidly approaching it's two-and-a-half-millionth post. This post must be either "-1 for Baddar" or "Carlito".

  12. EWB is running about as fast as Mark Henry chasing Nexus.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      He was originally trying to chase down the Ice Cream truck.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Fantastic.

      Anyway EWB seems to be working better now.

    4. Fait Accompli

      Fait Accompli

      Am I the only one who loves Heath Slater's stiff arm to Mark Henry during the runaway/chase?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I retire as champion of the Secret Santas.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Shut up Ellis, you know you're joining in.

  13. EWB's Biggest Asshole needs to respond to PM's!

  14. F1 2010 is an immense gaming experience which you need to try.

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      I'll back you up Dan, same happened to me!

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Your tune was a lot different when you were the one being stolen from, Dan.

    4. Dan

      Dan

      Low blow Ellis.

  15. Facebook is viewing the Buck Naked thread. Pervet.

  16. FIFA corrupt? No!

    1. Rafael

      Rafael

      CORRUPTION RAFA TIME

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      The second "F" stands for corrupt.

  17. filthy apes!

    1. LUKIE
    2. Colly

      Colly

      When Peter Reid managed in Africa, would monkey noises have been construed as racist?

    3. Walker

      Walker

      I make monkey noises whenever I see Gareth Bale playing.

  18. finally, the frigging golf is over. Now real sport can resume.

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