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  1. tristy

    Great Grandpa just died with 2 hours left in 2017. Not really sure how I feel.

    1. DoubleX

      DoubleX

      My sincere condolences tristy. We don't have the hug emote anymore by the looks of things, but consider this an internet hug.

    2. Taxation is Theft

      Taxation is Theft

      Sorry tristy.

  2. tristy

    Nike gave me a Free Next Day Shipping coupon because I mentioned Amazon while talking to Customer Support Live Chat. Well... thanks?

  3. tristy

    who do i talk to when there's nobody left that cares?

  4. tristy

    'Till the World Ends (SALEM mix) by Britney Spears is something I thought I'd never see. WTF.

  5. tristy

    "Oldie" by OFWGKTA is my favorite song of 2012 so far. That beat is infectious.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      OMFGWTFKA!

    2. tristy

      tristy

      hate 'chu

  6. tristy

    +1 for Zero.

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      If zero gets a +1, is he still zero?

  7. tristy

    1. Crybaby Bunting

      Crybaby Bunting

      Another fucking Goblin? :/

    2. tristy

      tristy

      i'm making fun of katsuya

  8. tristy

    5+1+11=17 OMG!!!!!

  9. tristy

    After the World Cup, the new saying will be, "GoGo's gonna murder you!" .............Fuck.

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      I'm not

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I'm Team Anti-Tristy!

    4. Rich

      Rich

      Sign me up!

  10. tristy

    Ahmed Johnson doesn't like the gays.

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      JUICE MAKE SUGAR!

    2. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      If you wanna stamp up to PUNCHY, BACON OFF

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Morty, don't take my medication, and I'm in a REAL... BAD MOON.

  11. tristy

    AirBoom, guys. AirBoom.

    1. SlicedBread

      SlicedBread

      They'll always be Altitude Era in my eyes...

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      THE LEGION OF BOOM

  12. tristy

    apparently good jurors do still exist.

  13. tristy

    ban katsuya 2015

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Homophobe.

    2. tristy

      tristy

      Way to spoil my other vendetta against Kats in the Pop Prom, Gazz. FUCK.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Well, at least you're not as bad as LUKIE.

  14. tristy

    Ban Sousa '11

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      You just won't be satisfied until you see some bullet-riddled corpses, will you?

    3. tristy

      tristy

      one dead, three wounded.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I knew it.

  15. tristy

    Benji liking posts of mine from all the way back in 2004. Should I be flattered, or get a restraining order?

    1. Benji

      Benji

      How have you only just noticed? That was about four weeks ago o_O

    2. tristy

      tristy

      I haven't been on EWB in awhile. Medical issues with my family.

  16. tristy

    blink, and you'll miss a revolution

  17. tristy

    Bonnarooooooo.

    1. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      You took my planned display name!

    2. tristy

      tristy

      I LOOK LIKE JUSTIN

  18. tristy

    comin' after yo bitch, DMN

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    2. tristy

      tristy

      Why am I on trial! That implies DMN's bitch is underage, so he should be right beside me, sir!

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I never said he wasn't.

    4. tristy

      tristy

      ....good.

  19. tristy

    Daniel Bryan is a bronie.

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    2. tristy

      tristy

      Yes.

    3. Puckster

      Puckster

      Daniel Bryan is handsome, he even said it twice.

    4. JasonM

      JasonM

      And besides, he is the tag team champions (Plural)

  20. tristy

    Did a lot of drugs. Had to skip the 3rd day of Bonnaroo. I'm okay with that since Lil' Wayne sucked balls and so will Eminem.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I wouldn't have expected this from someone like you.

    2. tristy

      tristy

      I know, it's so weird.

  21. tristy

    Did they really just compare the Casey Anthony case to OJ's trial? C'monnnnnnn.

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    2. Hewey

      Hewey

      Why does Orlando have to be so lame?

    3. livid

      livid

      It's the old people.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Hey!

  22. tristy

    DMN, I'm comin' for you, nigga! California bound.

  23. tristy

    fuck iDOM.

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      That's the comeback? Stellar effort...

    3. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      it was supposed to correspond with the rest of the status :(

    4. tristy

      tristy

      fucking fuck you fucks get the fuck off my fucking status. FUCK!

  24. tristy

    GET IT? PIE MEANS PUSSY.

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      The cameltoe is a lie? :S

    3. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      So the Rock was never offering Lilian Garcia real pie?

    4. tristy

      tristy

      i always assumed Lillian was a big muff diver

  25. tristy

    GODDAMN BASEDGOD, YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH ANYTIME.

    1. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      Please stop crying, based god fucked my bitch too.

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