The January Transfer Window - 2019

[Lineker]

Barcelona are close to the surprise signing of former Tottenham and Portsmouth forward Kevin-Prince Boateng, with the former Ghana international’s representative’s having agreed terms with the reigning Spanish champions over an initial loan move.

😐

[Gazz]

Move over Messi

[Cymbols]

Looks like we’ve sent Bolasie back to Everton. Really underwhelming bloke.

[Lineker]

Ashley Cole has joined Derby until the end of the season.

[Kyle]

On 21/01/2019 at 15:58, Cymbols said:

Looks like we’ve sent Bolasie back to Everton. Really underwhelming bloke.

My facourite thing about this move is apparently he asked for it so he could "try and force his way into the Everton starting XI". Given we already have Theo Walcott who is a better version of him right down to the disappointing runs that go nowhere, who also isn't currently in our starting XI on account of us having so many wingers that we're playing one of them up front, I don't see how he thinks that's going to happen short of a hammer to Bernard, Richarlison & Lookman's kneecaps.

[Lineker]

Bournemouth have finally signed Chris Mepham from Brentford.

 

Middlesbrough have signed John Obi Mikel.

[stokeriño]

Just now, Lineker said:

Middlesbrough have signed John Obi Mikel.

 Amazing.

[Szumi]

I wish he would've went to Derby! Give me a blend of youth and Chelsea veterans! 

Forget retirement, Cech, go be Lampard's new #1! Kalou can still do a job! 

[Gazz]

My mate's brother's uncle's mate works at East Midlands Airport and has just seen Didier Drogba, Dan Petrescu and Tore Andre Flo land in a private jet.

[Nelson]

55 minutes ago, Gazz said:

My mate's brother's uncle's mate works at East Midlands Airport and has just seen Didier Drogba, Dan Petrescu and Tore Andre Flo land in a private jet.

Wouldn't that uncle also be your mates uncle as well as his brothers?

[Matt]

Half brother, presumably. Keep up. 

[DavidMarrio]

Didn't we make up a transfer rumour once that gained traction on Twitter and people started fuming over it?

[King Ellis]

Was that Aidy White when he was still at Leeds? 

[DavidMarrio]

Think that might be the one. It was someone going from Leeds to QPR or Norwich IIRC

[Lineker]

Ajax midfielder Frenkie de Jong will join Barcelona this summer on a five-year contract for €75m (£65.3m), the La Liga club have announced.

[MDK]

7 hours ago, Matt said:

Half brother, presumably. Keep up. 

It is the midlands

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

[Adam]

28 minutes ago, JeReindeer said:

Maurizio Sarri looks a bit different, has he had a haircut?

[Hobo]

10 hours ago, Gazz said:

My mate's brother's uncle's mate works at East Midlands Airport and has just seen Didier Drogba, Dan Petrescu and Tore Andre Flo land in a private jet.

Frank LeBeouf's gonna take all the pens!

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

1 hour ago, Adam es Tranquilo said:

Maurizio Sarri looks a bit different, has he had a haircut?

Nah he grew a beard.