The Victor Ebuwa Appreciation Thread

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

If I was in that house, I'd provoke Kitten into hitting me, then I'd uppercut the bitch and claim it was all in the name of self defence, the silly carpet licking whore.

[YI]

No, you stupid easy geordie. You'e giving us all bad names (If that was even possible ¬_¬).

And Jook, how can you find Emma attractive, she's god damn ugly. I reckon she's a plant, come on, she's obviously, i'll let the pictures do the talking (Not the best pictures of both, but if you watch it they do look so alike)

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[Johnny Drama]

i can clearly see YIs point

[J-Rod]

Do you think Michelle and Stu really did it?

[Johnny Drama]

nah i dont think they did it

[lazy_arse]

She said that they did everyting but have sex, whatever that means.

[Jook]

She said that they did everyting but have sex, whatever that means.

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Fingering, Hand Job, Eating Out and Blow Job I guess.

[Turbo Yannis]

Stuart is a lucky cunt. I want to keeeel him.

[Xand]

Eww! Stuart and Nadia...kissing.

[Kaney]

**SPOILERS**

Kitten was evicted.

Kinda anitclimatic if you ask me. I woulda thought they would keep her in, so to cause more fights and stuff. Ah well, she annoyed the fuck out of everyone, so shes gone now.

[Lord Nibbler]

"This is for The Queen and the Aristocracy"

I couldn't hate her more.

[lazy_arse]

She is the biggest bitch ever. I would have liked to see the big security guards just go in and physically remove her. That would have been funny.

[Turbo Yannis]

Thank fuck for that

[J-Rod]

The look on Dan's face was fucking PRICELESS whenever he seen Michelle and Stuart go at it.

And as if the whole Dan and Jason thing couldn't get any weirder, he licked chocolate off his ass and then to make things worse I got sick when Stuart kissed that Nadia man.

[TAFKA Castroneves]

This Big Brother is getting very intresting, everyones got something going and thank god Kittens gone, she was beginning to annoy me.

[FLiam]

That was sick when Dan licked Jasons ass, you could tell he enjoyed it, it is so wrong. I swear Jason must be bi, he is obsessed with Dan.

[Guest Small Blue]

Big Brother has just announced its first weekly task for the Housemates.

A Fast Food joint called Big Bro Food To Go has been installed in the House which will be open 24 hours a day. Whenever the phone rings the Housemates will have 30 mins to deliver an order phoned through from Big Brother.

The task will last until Wednesday and the Housemates will have 3 minutes to answer the phone and remember the order. Failure to deliver the order will result in the task being lost, although there will be three failures allowed.

Although they will be able to eat the food themselves, they will have to make sure that they dont run out of ingredients, otherwise they wont be able to fulfil the orders.

If they successfully complete the task, they will receive a Big Brother Privilege Pass, although what that entails is still a mystery.

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Also, Kitten is considering leaving the country with the reputation she now has. Hoo-fucking-rah!

[botchedpiledriver]

That was sick when Dan licked Jasons ass, you could tell he enjoyed it, it is so wrong. I swear Jason must be bi, he is obsessed with Dan.

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And that's exactly why I'm not too into this year's big brother. It's just a big fucking homosexual freak show.

[Johnny Drama]

yeah that was a bit sick what about when stu kissed nadia classic! Big Bro has been quite funny this year and Victor to win it!

[J-Rod]

Tonights Big Bro was the best yet.

Emma and Michelle snogged for like 10 minutes!

Food fight!

Shell frontal nude. You could see everything!

This is the best Big Brother ever!!!!