The New Most Ridiculous Reality TV Show Ever

[Farmer Reil]

Paris Hilton's Best British Friend. A new ITV series following Paris Hilton as she searches for a new best friend. I shit you not.

The even sadder thing is, from the adverts I assumed she was searching for a new dog (the advert showed her with lots of British breeds of dog), which would've been fucking stupid, but nowhere near the levels of stupidity achieved by the reality: She's actually looking for a real actual person to be her 'British best friend'. They're going to put loads of people in a house, and they'll be gradually eliminated, yadda yadda. What the flying fuck? I mean seriously...

You know the most pathetic thing? People will actually watch it.

[K]

did you not get through the interview stage?

[Fry_4000]

and i thought they couldn't do worse then celeb air

Edited January 20, 2009 by Fry_4000

[NM!]

I think she had a show exactly like this here in the States.

[MalaCloudy Black]

She does. It's something to the tune of "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" or some shit.

[K]

and i thought they couldn't do worse then celeb air

fuck, who was it that was on there and they took the piss out of her on Never Mind the Buzzcocks?

[Stormshadow]

I believe it was Lisa Mafia the same episode that had Alexei Sayle and Simon was wearing the bunny costume.

[Hobo]

Even worse than Kid Nation?

[King Ellis]

ITV is fucking horrible.

[GA!]

Paris Hilton isn't even that famous over here. :/

Anyway, we have our own celebrities to sneer at to make us feel better about our own failures in life, like Kerry Katona.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

You leave Kerry Katona alone

.....She tells me all the latest Iceland deals.

[GhostMachine]

Paris Hilton isn't a celebrity; she's a plague!

[Benji]

Paris Hilton isn't even that famous over here. :/

Anyway, we have our own celebrities to sneer at to make us feel better about our own failures in life, like Kerry Katona.

Jade Goody. Eurgh.

[METALMAN]

You leave Kerry Katona alone

.....She tells me all the latest Iceland deals.

If Alan Hansen can advertise supermarket deals anyone can.

[King Ellis]

You leave Kerry Katona alone

.....She tells me all the latest Iceland deals.

What use is that to you?!

Paris Hilton isn't even that famous over here. :/

Anyway, we have our own celebrities to sneer at to make us feel better about our own failures in life, like Kerry Katona.

Jade Goody. Eurgh.

I saw an advert earlier for some womens magazine, she's apprently bald now.

[Baddar]

I saw ad's for this like...two months ago. Then nothing of it again until last night. Ugh. These shows annoy me.

Spoiler: Click here to view

I'll be watching. ¬_¬

[Skummy]

It won't be anywhere near as great as Amish In The Big City.

[Benji]

Paris Hilton isn't even that famous over here. :/

Anyway, we have our own celebrities to sneer at to make us feel better about our own failures in life, like Kerry Katona.

Jade Goody. Eurgh.

I saw an advert earlier for some womens magazine, she's apprently bald now.

Yeah, she had cancer, I'm saying nothing because karma can be a bitch

[Mr. X]

It won't be anywhere near as great as Amish In The Big City.

Skummy is correct. Amish In The Big City is the best reality show in the history of mankind.

[Skummy]

The best part was that they got given tasks through some kind of futuristic message tube system - I couldn't help but feel sorry for them; I mean, surely having to deal with actual technology for the first time is enough of an ordeal, before you start throwing stuff at them that doesn't really exist yet. Unless the whole thing was part of a larger sociological project to fuck with the Amish, in which case I approve.