The Fantabulous Adventures of Mario Balotelli

[gunnar hendershow]

There's gotta be a better explanation beyond "dumb enough to set off fireworks indoors". Right?

[Jimmy]

He's just brilliant.

[Blaze09]

God bless this man!

[Berober]

Kinda relevant that Blaze just posted in here

[Blaze09]

He's the Italian Blaze if I made as much money as him.

[Lineker]

The best part is where he runs back into his burning house to fetch a wad of cash!

[IAceI]

I love you Mario.

[GoGo Yubari]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCITF6735iw

For however long it's up. Glorious.

[Summers]

That one just makes him look like an idiot, in my opinion.

[Adam]

It's already gone...is it the 'Why always me?' shirt from the first goal? I loved it, personally.

[Dan]

Balotelli should be given the freedom of the UK.

[Robsturgh]

“@TouchlineDrama: Mario Balotelli is apparently currently driving around Manchester City Centre in a Bentley; top down, music blaring, high-fiving City fans.”

[Cheeky Hughes]

Mario Balotelli: Man of the people.

[therockbox]

Mario B

[Blaze09]

"@TouchlineDrama: Mario Balotelli is apparently currently driving around Manchester City Centre in a Bentley; top down, music blaring, high-fiving City fans."

Greatness

[IAceI]

'I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks...OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs. Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc." Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis." So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?" Then a big John Lewis van arrives...van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set' - Via @ChrisDolan on Twitter.

From f365.

[DavidMarrio]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/24/mario-balotelli-face-of-fireworks-safety

Words cannot describe just how awesome he really is

[Dynamite]

From the last line of that Guardian article: "But I don't care what people say about me. I am focused on my football, my manager, girlfriends and my family."

I hope to god that using girlfriends in the plural was not a typo or mistake of any sort. It would just add to the legend if he had more than one girlfriend on the go.

[MDK]

This guy is pure gold. I'd give him his own Jackass type show when he retires.

[Lineker]

I hope he never matures into an adult.