European Football Thread

[Ant]

I work with an obnoxious Geordie at work (not Gazz ) who says Messi is better than Ronaldo as, and i quote "Messi doesn't have a team built around him and they don't just give him the ball and he scores".

Needless to say the rest of the lads completely ignore him when it comes to football conversation.

[brenchill]

Gazz isn't a Geordie... He's from Stafford

[King Ellis]

He should support his local team, bloody glory supporter. :/

[MDK]

He is a Geordie in spirit. 12 pints, a punch up and getting his tits out.

[Gazz]

'Gazzy Five Bellies' they call me down the Barrack Road.

[Colly]

I look forward to Ant continuing to tell us about his obnoxious Geordie mate every time the Messi/Ronaldo thing comes up.

[brenchill]

He's obnoxious just because he's a Geordie.

[Colly]

Racist.

[Ant]

I look forward to Ant continuing to tell us about his obnoxious Geordie mate every time the Messi/Ronaldo thing comes up.

I'll be trying to put across to him tomorrow that Villa are following the Dortmund model and Bony is a top 4 side player etc

[MDK]

Top bants

[EddieG]

I look forward to Ant continuing to tell us about his obnoxious Geordie mate every time the Messi/Ronaldo thing comes up.

I'll be trying to put across to him tomorrow that Villa are following the Dortmund model and Bony is a top 4 side player etc

Speaking of which, all jokes aside, Bony has scored more premier league goals than anyone else in 2014, 1 more than Aguero (19 over 18)

[brenchill]

Nobody ever said Bony wasn't a top 4 player. It was the 'wasted at Swansea' thing that earned bantz

[Ant]

He would be the perfect signing for a top four side. People may think its a stupid thing to say but fuck it I stand by it. He is essentially a younger version of Drogba

Oh for fuck sake.

The wasted at Swansea thing was an indication that he should be fighting for titles and medals with a club that can offer him that ambition. Its not fucking rocket science

[brenchill]

He would be the perfect signing for a top four side. People may think its a stupid thing to say but fuck it I stand by it. He is essentially a younger version of Drogba

You're getting your bantz mixed up.

[Lineker]

Steaua have lost the rights to their name, badge, colours, everything, in a court battle.

Woops.

[Gazz]

Looks like they're in a right stew.

[EddieG]

Steaua have lost the rights to their name, badge, colours, everything, in a court battle.

Woops.

But they will be using all of them in European competitions.

[Nerf]

Liverpool XI vs. Basel: Mignolet, Johnson, Skrtel, Lovren, Enrique, Lucas, Allen, Henderson, Gerrard, Sterling, Lambert

Subs: Jones, Sakho, Moreno, Can, Markovic, Lallana, Coutinho

[brenchill]

What's the verdict on Suarez so far?

[Thrilla]

He was guilty.