Critically panned movies that you liked

[Ruki]

Super Mario Brothers!

[Rocketbusta]

Super Mario Brothers!

YES! This, very much this.

[Maxx]

Super Mario Brothers!

Fuck you, that movie is terrible.

[apsham]

I can't even enjoy that movie for cheesyness or anything along those lines. Mario is a happy memory for me and that movies just makes it dark and weird.

[GA!]

I agree. My problem with the Mario film is it's wholly misjudged. They sort of try to have fun in places, but someone along the way decided "hey, King Koopa is an almighty ruler, so this is clearly a textbook dystopia". It needed to be bright and colourful and whimsical. Think the Super Show, but with more Captain Lou Albano.

[EddieG]

Deliver Us From Eva, Biker Boyz.. unknown and shat on critically, some of my favorites.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

RU-FI-OOOO

First Mortal Kombat film was fun. I like Domino and Keira Knightley is immensely hot in it.

Other Knightley films - King Arthur is absolutely fine and an interesting re-telling of the myth. The Hole (an English thriller) is alright. I remember the twist at the end being pretty good too.

[ZJ Penn]

Judge Dredd. The Sylvester Stallone one.

[SRN]

The original Mortal Kombat film from 1995 is goddamn amazing, and I will not hear a bad word about it. I don't remember Keira Knightley being in it, though.

[LL!]

Also, John Carter. Perfectly acceptable movie.

GTFO

Grandma's Boy is one of my many guilty pleasures. As well as a shit ton of JCVD, Seagal, Stallone, and Arnold movies.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The original Mortal Kombat film from 1995 is goddamn amazing, and I will not hear a bad word about it. I don't remember Keira Knightley being in it, though.

That's because she'd have been about 10.

[Josh]

Super Mario Brothers!

Fuck you, that movie is terrible.

This.

The original Mortal Kombat film from 1995 is goddamn amazing, and I will not hear a bad word about it.

It really is tremendous. The sequel is utter shit though.

[Skummy]

I enjoyed John Carter, actually. It was hokey and stupid, but then, so is the book it's based on. It certainly wasn't a bad film, and it had it's nice moments. I don't think you could have really done a better adaptation of Princess Of Mars, so it was what it was.

And Dominic West hamming it up as the villain was amazing. He was like, third, on a scale that has Gary Oldman in Book Of Eli at number two, and Jeremy Irons in Dungeons & Dragons at number one.

[SRN]

First Mortal Kombat film was fun. I like Domino and Keira Knightley is immensely hot in it.

The original Mortal Kombat film from 1995 is goddamn amazing, and I will not hear a bad word about it. I don't remember Keira Knightley being in it, though.

That's because she'd have been about 10.

Then what the hell does this mean?

[Benji]

Thought of another - the original Waiting. The sequel was terrible, but I found the first one to be hilarious, like a mainstream version of Clerks but with waiting staff.

[ZJ Penn]

First Mortal Kombat film was fun. I like Domino and Keira Knightley is immensely hot in it.

The original Mortal Kombat film from 1995 is goddamn amazing, and I will not hear a bad word about it. I don't remember Keira Knightley being in it, though.

That's because she'd have been about 10.

Then what the hell does this mean?

Domino is a Keira Knightly film. Not a Mortal Kombat character

[Ruki]

Thought of another - the original Waiting. The sequel was terrible, but I found the first one to be hilarious, like a mainstream version of Clerks but with waiting staff.

That was panned? Waiting was great!

[Katsuya]

As a kid, I enjoyed that 3 Ninjas film that Hulk Hogan was in

[KONGO]

Oh! That reminds me of Suburban Commando. I should watch that again, it is probably atrocious, but I loved it when I was a kid.

[SRN]

First Mortal Kombat film was fun. I like Domino and Keira Knightley is immensely hot in it.

The original Mortal Kombat film from 1995 is goddamn amazing, and I will not hear a bad word about it. I don't remember Keira Knightley being in it, though.

That's because she'd have been about 10.

Then what the hell does this mean?

Domino is a Keira Knightly film. Not a Mortal Kombat character

Well now. That should teach me to read. Or maybe to care about Keira Knightley. Although that probably won't happen.