The January 2015 Transfer Window thread

[TCO]

Apparently Liverpool want to re-sign Gerrard on loan from the MLS

This doesn't even make sense

He's not officially signed for anyone and is still a Liverpool player until the end of the season.

I'd imagine it'd be January of next year for 2 months, like Landon Donovan used to do with Everton or when Keane joined his boyhood club Aston Villa.

[Jimmy]

BREAKING: Steven Gerrard has confirmed that he will move to MLS this summer. (Source: SkySports)

WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT???

[Ant]

He hasn't got long to learn the language

[Summers]

He never bothered to learn English, though he did surpass Carragher.

[Ant]

Carragher talks like the GELFs from Red Dwarf

[Noah]

[Nerf]

DONE DEAL!

Steven Gerrard will sign with LA Galaxy until 2019.

[Colly]

La, galaxy.

[Gazz]

He'll need a hip replacement before 2019.

[Dan]

The couple of Liverpool fans I have on Facebook where acting like he'd died yesterday.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Even Werthers weren't original in Lukes day.

I heard he cut the ribbon at the opening of Stonehenge

Well, the League Cup became the Milk Cup when I was a year old. I can add that to my list of "I feel like a pensioner" events, such as being alive for the Falklands War and Charles and Diana's wedding.

In fact....wow, you could be 17 years old now and still have been born AFTER Lady Diana died. I remember that event well - heard it on the radio in the morning and went into my parents bedroom to tell them. TV and radio were totally rubbish for like a fortnight afterwards.

[Ant]

I'm 27 so i remember the day Michael Jackson got back together

[brenchill]

I remember the day Michael Jackson died.

[Colly]

Even Werthers weren't original in Lukes day.

I heard he cut the ribbon at the opening of Stonehenge

Well, the League Cup became the Milk Cup when I was a year old. I can add that to my list of "I feel like a pensioner" events, such as being alive for the Falklands War and Charles and Diana's wedding.

In fact....wow, you could be 17 years old now and still have been born AFTER Lady Diana died. I remember that event well - heard it on the radio in the morning and went into my parents bedroom to tell them. TV and radio were totally rubbish for like a fortnight afterwards.

They called off Newcastle v Liverpool!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Pretty certain one of our early TVs was black and white. I remember being in awe of the first ever video player I saw (top loading the tapes, brilliant). When I was born Channel 4 wasn't around so we only had three channels (although it launched when I was nearly 2 so it made no difference to me). Channels always finished for the night so you got the test card or ceefax or whatever until TV started again the next day.

I'm glad I'm not any older though because, to be honest, my childhood came as the UK was pulling out of utter misery (at least down South) and I wasn't quite around for the Winter of Discontent a couple of years before.

Even Werthers weren't original in Lukes day.

I heard he cut the ribbon at the opening of Stonehenge

Well, the League Cup became the Milk Cup when I was a year old. I can add that to my list of "I feel like a pensioner" events, such as being alive for the Falklands War and Charles and Diana's wedding.


In fact....wow, you could be 17 years old now and still have been born AFTER Lady Diana died. I remember that event well - heard it on the radio in the morning and went into my parents bedroom to tell them. TV and radio were totally rubbish for like a fortnight afterwards.

They called off Newcastle v Liverpool!

That was when Newcastle were pretty good too!

[MDK]

Even Werthers weren't original in Lukes day.

I heard he cut the ribbon at the opening of Stonehenge

Well, the League Cup became the Milk Cup when I was a year old. I can add that to my list of "I feel like a pensioner" events, such as being alive for the Falklands War and Charles and Diana's wedding.

In fact....wow, you could be 17 years old now and still have been born AFTER Lady Diana died. I remember that event well - heard it on the radio in the morning and went into my parents bedroom to tell them. TV and radio were totally rubbish for like a fortnight afterwards.

I'm old

[Nerf]

Juventus have dropped out of the running for Xherdan Shaqiri, leaving Liverpool and Inter Milan in the race.

[Rich]

Liverpool will almost sign him and then Inter will steal him?

[Hobo]

Ian Ayre will spend the entire window negotiating sponsorship deals for the corner flags!

[Matt]

Even Werthers weren't original in Lukes day.

I heard he cut the ribbon at the opening of Stonehenge

Well, the League Cup became the Milk Cup when I was a year old. I can add that to my list of "I feel like a pensioner" events, such as being alive for the Falklands War and Charles and Diana's wedding.

In fact....wow, you could be 17 years old now and still have been born AFTER Lady Diana died. I remember that event well - heard it on the radio in the morning and went into my parents bedroom to tell them. TV and radio were totally rubbish for like a fortnight afterwards.

Next year there will be kids leaving high school that never saw the 20th century