The Simpsons

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Nuts and Gum! Together at last!

[Sousa]

Any time we have corn at my house I add, "Or, as the Indians call it, maize" before insisting that Libya is a land of contrast.

[EWB's Best Poster.]

Its still good! Its still good! Just a little slimy!

That and

The ironing is delicious

And finally my fav

Feels like im wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!

Btw...

Lisa needs braces.

[Colly]

Dental plan!

[Matticus]

"On closer inspection, these are loafers"

[Fudge]

This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story."

Lionel Hutz is the man.

[Lineker]

EMU FARM?

[Jimmy]

"Can't sleep, clown will eat me."

[Colly]

Works on commission? No, money down!

[stokeriño]

"Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up."

"Yes, that's what we wanted you to think! Ahahahahahaa!"

[Thrilla]

The "Two bad neighbors" episode just popped into my head, oh man, brilliant episode. From the garage sale at the start with Homer singing through to President Bush Snr moving in over the road and the prank war starting, its just brilliant. "A crusty burger? Well, that doesn't sound too appetising", "You could say they're barking up the wrong bush, heh heh heh. ("There it is Homer, the smartest thing you'll ever say and nobody was around to hear it") D'oh!"

[New Damage]

That's definitely an underrated episode in my book. From Bush's "HEY BARRRRRRRRR!" and his "Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar? Don't understand lemonade myself, not my forté...".

Also, Abe's questioning of Homer & Marge's no spanking policy by stating "AND THAT'S WHY YOUR KIDS ARE RUNNING WILD!" whilst pointing at Lisa who's quietly reading a book.

[TCO]

It's a three pronged attack, subliminal, liminal and superliminal.

Superliminal?

I'll show you. Hey you, join the Navy!

Eh, alright.

I'm in!

[Thrilla]

YVAN EHT NIOJ!

[Fudge]

"Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

[New Damage]

"YOU GOTTA GIVE ME BACK MY FLOOR, THE CUSTOMERS ARE WALKING AROUND ON THE PIPES!"

"Yeah well next time pay your bills..."

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO!"

[Colly]

YVAN EHT NIOJ!

Trab puk cip, Trab puk cip!

[Thrilla]

Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.

Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"?

Barney: I like it!

Moe: Mmm, nah. I want something that says people can have a nice relaxing time.

Homer: [pounds fist] I got it! "Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker"!

Barney: I like it!

Moe: Hey! How about, "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag"?

Barney: I hate it.

[Thrilla]

Also, "Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun. Its good, good, good, good, good good-good" ... "Mmm... Sounds good."

[New Damage]

Hey it's Moe, that guy from the TV! ...and he knows my name!