The Simpsons

[Fudge]

"Books are useless. I only ever read one book, To Kill a Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds. Sure, it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin, but what good does that do me?"

[King Ellis]

I remember trying to fit that 'sounds good' clip in somewhere, possibly an EWB podcast. I can't remember if I ever did.

[apsham]

It's a pornography store.

I was buying pornography.

[Thrilla]

"You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron and I'll find you!"

"No you woooooonnnnn't"

[TKz]

Bart: Don't you mean, Shine-ing?

Willie: Sssh. D'ya wanna get SUED!?

[apsham]

"You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron and I'll find you!"

"No you woooooonnnnn't"

No you won't!

[TheSqauredCircleMessiah]

I'm just tired of everybody looking down at me because I didn't go to Gudger College.

[Monkey D. Lars]

'O yeah that's a fine looking....D'OH'

[Meacon Keaton]

At least once a week I say "Do not touch Willie. Good advice."

And whenever I put something together I flip to the French directions and say "La grille? The hell is that?!"

[Meacon Keaton]

Oh you posted that when I did. I love when he's beating the hell out of it.

"Why! Must I fail...at every attempt... at masonry!!!"

[Matt]

Another phrase that I use all the time is "I agree with you, in theory. In theory communism works. In theory".

[Sousa]

It's a pornography store.

I was buying pornography.

Heeheeheeh... I'd have never thought of that!

[Fudge]

"Well he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace accidentally with repeatedly and replace dog with son."

More Lionel Hutz goodness.

[Maxx]

It's the amusement park of the future, where nothing could possiply go wrong.

...

Possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

[TheSqauredCircleMessiah]

"I don't agree with his Bart killing policy, but I do agree with his Selma killing policy."

Basically the same I thing said to myself when I voted for Mitt Romney.

[Monkey D. Lars]

'See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya, otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free.'

classic Chief Wiggum

[New Damage]

It's just like David & Goliath, only this time DAVID WON!

[Matt]

"You're Snowball V but to save money on a new bowl, we'll call you Snowball II and pretend this whole thing never happened".

"That's cheating isn't it?"

"I guess you're right Principal Tamzarian".

[Colly]

I'll just type that up on my invisible typewriter.

[The Sandman]

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers."

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Edited May 23, 2012 by The Sandman